Alright, here at NSLC, we've got this whole "no delivery food after 2245 deal", right? So at 2245, I'm hanging around the downstairs lobby, having myself a good ol' time, and all of a sudden, there's this Domino's guy who's getting turned away with two pizzas 'cause his customer isn't there to pick them up. So I buy the two cheese pizzas for $20.
Everyone else is famished, so I start letting them have slices, a dollar a slice.
So basically, I now have three slices of pizza, but only spent seven dollars. And I tell you, pizza has never tasted better.