One of those, put your playlist on shuffle and list what comes up things:
What do you think of me, media player? “Missing You”, John Waite
Will I have a happy life? “Fascination Street”, The Cure
What do my friends really think of me? “Twist and Crawl”, Skindred
Do people secretly lust after me? “Need You Tonight”, INXS
What does [insert significant other] think of me? “One Thing Leads to Another”, Steven Strait
How can I make myself happy? “Love Shack”, The B-52’s
Why must life be so full of pain? “Lies”, The Click Five
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? “True”, Cary Brothers
Will I ever have children? “Love is a Battlefield”, Pat Benatar
Will I die happy? “867-5309/Jenny”, Tommy Tutone
Can you give me some advice? “Abracadabra”, Steve Miller Band
What do you think happiness is? “Stray Cat Strut”, Stray Cats
What's your favourite fetish? “Radio/Video”, System of a Down
I overthrow myself! Pammy is the puppet figure head of my government! AWESOME!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_addiction_disorder I direct people to the line about LiveJournal, excess of five hours. And also direct you to notice this is well into my sixth straight hour on LJ.