Leevee (colin_chaotic) wrote,
Leevee
colin_chaotic

Oh, EW, why must you be staffed with morons?

http://www.ew.com/ew/sleuths

The poll at the end, with who they picked italicized, and my pick bolded. Also, the percent they've got so far for both of those (and the leader, if it's neither of them).

1. Pick the best team leader:
8% Leroy Jethro Gibbs (Marc Harmon), NCIS
51% Gil Grissom (William Petersen), CSI
Jack Malone (Anthony LaPaglia), Without a Trace
Mac Taylor (Gary Sinise), CSI: NY
Anita Van Buren (S. Epatha Merkerson), Law & Order

2. Pick the best tough cookie:
61% Olivia Benson (Mariska Hargitay), Law & Order: SVU Oh, freakin' gag me. Yes, I know it's a requirement that Benson gets one award in anything like this, don't mean I have to like it.
Calleigh Duquesne (Emily Procter), CSI: Miami
Vivian Johnson (Marianne Jean-Baptiste), Without a Trace
6% Lilly Rush (Kathryn Morris), Cold Case
Catherine Willows (Marg Helgenberger), CSI

3. Pick the best interrogator:
Horatio Caine (David Caruso), CSI: Miami
51% Robert Goren (Vincent D'Onofrio), Law & Order: Criminal Intent Had Gibbs been a choice, this might have been a hard one. But it so wasn't.
Ed Green (Jesse L. Martin), Law & Order
Mike Logan (Chris Noth), Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Kenneth Marjorino (Mathew St. Patrick), Reunion

4. Pick the best tech geek:
44% David Hodges (Wallace Langham), CSI
Angela Montenegro (Michaela Conlin), Bones
Dr. Spencer Reid (Matthew Gray Gubler), Criminal Minds
32% Abby Sciuto (Pauley Perrette), NCIS I know, don't hurt me! I wish I could have voted them both.

5. Pick the best hunk:
30% Warrick Brown (Gary Dourdan), CSI
Woody Hoyt (Jerry O'Connell), Crossing Jordan
Derek Morgan (Shemar Moore), Criminal Minds
34% Elliot Stabler (Christopher Meloni), Law & Order: SVU
22% Nick Stokes (George Eads), CSI Had they nominated Matt Seely (David Monahan), Crossing Jordan, or Tony DiNozzo (Michael Weatherly), NCIS, you all know what I would have picked.

6. Pick the best babe:
55% Olivia Benson (Mariska Hargitay), Law & Order: SVU
Elle Greenway (Lola Glaudini), Criminal Minds
Megan Reeves (Diane Farr), Numb3rs
Yelina Salas (Sofia Milos), CSI: Miami
28% Samantha Spade (Poppy Montgomery), Without a Trace Because the only one of those I watch (Megan Reeves), I hate the actress.

7. Pick the best oddball:
Temperance ''Bones'' Brennan (Emily Deschanel), Bones
15% Horatio Caine (David Caruso), CSI: Miami And they have the nerve to say he'd work well with Keith. NO!
Robert Goren (Vincent D'Onofrio), Law & Order: Criminal Intent
9% Keith Mars (Enrico Colantoni), Veronica Mars I would go with Goren or Munch, but I drank the Kool-Aid (i.e. am now dedicated to voting everything VM-related in any poll ever created).
35% John Munch (Richard Belzer), Law & Order: SVU

8. Pick the best coroner:
Jordan Cavanaugh (Jill Hennessey), Crossing Jordan
Sheldon Hawkes (Hill Harper), CSI: NY
20% Elizabeth Rodgers (Leslie Hendrix), Law & Order Sorry Jordan, but Rodgers RULES!
30% Melinda Warner, (Tamara Tunie), Law & Order: SVU
Alexx Woods (Khandi Alexander), CSI: Miami

9. Pick the best unusually gifted prodigy:
Temperance ''Bones'' Brennan (Emily Deschanel), Bones
41% Allison DuBois (Patricia Arquette), Medium
28% Charlie Eppes (David Krumholtz), Numb3rs I do like Allison, but Charlie is so cooler.
Jason Gideon (Mandy Patinkin), Criminal Minds

10. Pick the best comic relief:
Seeley Booth (David Boreanaz), Bones
8% Wallace Fennel (Percy Daggs III), Veronica Mars GREGGO! I'M SORRY! IT'S THE KOOL-AID!
4% Garcia (Kirsten Vangsness), Criminal Minds
43% John Munch (Richard Belzer), Law & Order: SVU
Greg Sanders (Eric Szmanda), CSI

11. Pick the best all-around crime fighter:
31% Olivia Benson (Mariska Hargitay), Law & Order: SVU
1% Warrick Brown (Gary Dourdan), CSI
4% Horatio Caine (David Caruso), CSI: Miami
3% Allison DuBois (Patricia Arquette), Medium
14% Robert Goren (Vincent D'Onofrio), Law & Order: Criminal Intent
27% Gil Grissom (William Petersen), CSI
1% Samantha Spade (Poppy Montgomery), Without a Trace
12% Elliot Stabler (Christopher Meloni), Law & Order: SVU
7% Catherine Willows (Marg Helgenberger), CSI

Well, at least Goren's beating Stabler. The world isn't totally screwed.
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