First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Matt Seely
2. Danny Messer
3. Tony DiNozzo
4. Don Flack
5. Don Lamb
6. Don Eppes
7. Colby Granger
8. Larry Fleinhardt
9. Sheldon Hawkes
10. David Hodges
12. Charles Conti
Which would make a better college professor, 6 (Don Eppes) or 11 (Bug)? What subjects would they teach?
Don would teach... um, P.E.? And Bug would teach some science class or another. I'd say Don would be the better teacher, 'cause kids hate Bug (according to him, anyway).
Do you think 4 (Flack) is hot? How hot?
Totally hot. Supa hot!
12 (Conti) sends 8 (Larry) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Haha! I'm now imagining Larry working for Project Justice (or whatever it's called). I have no idea what it would be and if it would succeed, though. Maybe send Larry to bug Don &Fibbies to get evidence? In which case, probably would not work.
What is or would be 9's (Hawkes) favorite book?
Oh, I don't even know. Hawkes is too smart for me.
Would it make more sense for 2 (Danny) to swear fealty to 6 (Don Eppes), or the other way around?
Haha! If one were going to, it would be Danny. But he wouldn't.
For some reason, 5 (Lamb) is looking for a roommate. Should 5 (Lamb) share a studio apartment with 9 (Hawkes) or with 10 (Hodges)?
Hodges. Hawkes is far too nice of a person to room with Lamb.
7 (Colby), 2 (Danny) and 12 (Conti) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Something sports-related. Jocks, the all of them! They'd probably go to a bar'n'grill.
3 (Tony) challenges 10 (Hodges) to a duel. What happens?
Tony wins! Unless Hodges throws chemicals in his face. Hee. But even then, my money's on Tony. Tony beat the freaking plague! And being blown up! And being kidnapped and shot and knocked unconcious HOW many times?
If 1 (Seely) stole 8's (Larry) most precious possession, how would 8 (Larry) get it back?
Er. Um. Larry'd ask Charlie or Don for help. Heh.
Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Colby) and 12 (Conti) both attain what they most desire.
"Jocks Whose Names Start With 'C'". I don't know!
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Flack) and 1 (Seely) to work together?
*totally doesn't have a story idea for that sitting in MS Word* Probably some joint-jurisdiction thing - only now without the Ho!Caine!
If 7 (Colby) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Great! I would totally make him play rugby with me...
If you could command 3 (Tony) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Heh. Heh heh. Not answering this one!
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Bug)?
Yup! Usually in conjunction with Seely, which totally doesn't bother me at all.
If 2 (Danny) had to choose sides between 4 (Flack) and 5 (Lamb), which would it be?
Flack, because they're
What might 10 (Hodges) shout while charging into battle?
...he wouldn't go charging into battle. He's more of a subterfuge kinda guy.
If you chose a song to represent 8 (Larry), which song would you choose?
...damn, I totally should have put Charlie for 8, then I could say Spoon's "My Mathematical Mind". Um, Larry. Okay. ...I'm still going with "My Mathematical Mind".
1 (Seely), 6 (Don Eppes) and 12 (Conti) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Seely, because he's a total brat. Or maybe Don, since he's an older brother. Conti just wouldn't care.
What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Danny) to use on 10 (Hodges)?
...oh, man, I don't know. But now I REALLY want to read a Danny/Hodges fic, because it won't get out of my mind.
What would 5 (Lamb) most likely be arrested for?
What is 6's (Don Eppes) secret?
He's in love with Larry. *nod* ...what?
If 11 (Bug) and 9 (Hawkes) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Heh. I'd say Hawkes, but that's just me playing favorites.
3 (Tony) and 7 (Colby) tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?
Colby. Tony doesn't lie, exactly, but he sure loves to embellish the truth!
"1 (Seely) and 9 (Hawkes) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Flack) sinister secret organization. 11 (Bug) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (Bug) is actually a spy for 4 (Flack). Meanwhile, 4 (Flack) has kidnapped 12 (Conti) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Lamb), they seek out 3 (Tony), who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic?
"OOC-Palooza!" C'mon, folks. Lamb? Wise? Tony having something useful? Whatev.
If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Colby) or 8 (Larry)?
Colby. Larry would just stand there and talk at anyone who attacked us. Colby wouldn't even need a weapon to take them down.
Why are three of the guys on my list named Don? Why do writers like the name Don so much for cops? WHY?
Also, someone needs to write Danny/Hodges fic. It can be done! I've seen Flack/Greg, so their other halves should hook up too.