Mac: "Yeah, yeah, like somebody else's wedding."
Joey: "Or at a law enforcement seminar."
Mac: "Or the laundrymat."
Joey: "Right! ...the laundrymat?"
|Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC|
"Back in black, I hit the sack,
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back"
Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last!
|Your Famous Last Words Will Be:|
"I can pass this guy."
Go to Wikipedia. Type in your birth date (but not year). List three events that happened on your birthday. List two important birthdays and one interesting death.
1251 BC - A solar eclipse on this date might mark the birth of legendary Heracles at Thebes, Greece.
1776 - World's first submarine attack. The American submersible craft Turtle attempts to attach a time bomb to the hull of British Admiral Richard Howe's flagship Eagle in New York Harbor.
1876 - In Northfield, Minnesota, Jesse James and the James-Younger Gang attempt to rob the town's bank but are surrounded by an angry mob and are nearly killed.
1969 - Monty Python's Flying Circus airs first episode.
1996 - In Las Vegas, Nevada, actor and recording artist Tupac Shakur is shot several times after attending a boxing match, he dies six days later.
1998 - Google is founded.
1533 - Queen Elizabeth I of England (d. 1603)
1867 - J. P. Morgan, American financier (d. 1943)
1936 - Buddy Holly, American singer (d. 1959)
1548 - Catherine Parr, sixth and final wife of Henry VIII of England
1840 - Étienne-Jacques-Joseph-Alexandre MacDonald, French marshal (b. 1765)