Ahem. So, folks, I got bored and booted up Photoshop - I know, I know, how many horror stories have started with that exact same line? But it worked this time! I made a series of text icons! Feel free to take if you like (with credit), even if you don't know what the hell I got it from.
(Also, I changed my journal title/subtitle: title is lyrics by Eve 6, subtitle is Terry Pratchett quote.)