Er, right. Ignore me. I am a terrible, horrible human being. Please ignore my general mutterings about overthrowing the world and - OH MY GOD, I'M MISSING THE SIMPSONS!!!!!!!
...look, I've been reading HP humor!fic all day long, I'm entitled to a bit of crazy. Which is why I'm writing a story about the year beneath Harry's at Hogwarts. Hooray?