01: Matt Seely (CJ)
02: Tony DiNozzo (NCIS)
03: Jack Harkness (DW/TW)
04: Jamie Madrox (X-Men)
05: Greg Sanders (CSI)
06: Danny Messer (CSINY)
07: Zacharias Smith (HP)
08: Ryan O'Reily (Oz)
09: Shawn Spencer (Psych)
10: Alec (DA)
11: Wesley Wyndham-Pryce (Angel/BtVS)
12: Daniel Jackson (SG1)
Now answer the questions under the cut. No peeking at them until you create your list!
Does 10 strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist? (Alec)
Um, yes, to both! Alec isn't particularly shy.
Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to? (Wesley)
Angel. Oh come on, I may not ship Wes/Angel, but Wes is totally Angel's bitch.
Would you rather do 3 or 5? (Jack or Greg)
Ooh, tough! For a one-off, I'd say Jack, because he has more experience. For a relationship, though, Greg.
Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you? (Jamie or Matt)
Oooh, tough. I luff Matt, but Jamie can, you know, duplicate himself...
12 and 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter. (Daniel/Tony)
"We shouldn't be doing this."
"You think? I mean, it's not like we're about to be court-martialed or anything."
"I still don't understand how they can court-martial us, we're civilians."
"Well, there is that matter of breaking laws concerning top-secret information..."
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures? (Wes)
Oooh... Um. I'd probably pay some money, but not tons, and no I haven't found any yet.
Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it? (Greg and Shawn)
Um. Well, anyplace, really. The beach! Ahem. And I don't know who'd be most likely to write it, so I'll just go with Smithy. *grin*
When 12 masturbates, he or she thinks about... (Daniel)
Jack, of course. *grin*
What is 11's favorite sex toy? (Wes)
...hee. Heeheeheehee. I don't actually know, but I just got an amusing mental image of Wes with a dildo. It makes me laugh!
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be? (Daniel/Ryan/Matt)
Random Sex With People, and a warning would be: WTF!Howdidthishappenness.
Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 or 6? (Tony or Danny)
I'd say Danny. You know he's a sub, deep down.
If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate? (Wes and Jack)
Oh, Wes. Def. Wes. And knowing Jack, retaliation would be something sexual. And/or having to clean up after Myfanwy.
As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish? (Zacharias, Greg)
Choose a food item for 4 and 12 to use together. (Jamie and Daniel)
...mayo. NO I DON'T KNOW WHY. Hee.
8 and 4 are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top? (Ryan and Jamie)
Jamie's both the top and bottom! Yay mutant powers.
Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge? (Shawn)
Um... I'll say bestiality.
What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if he/she had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed? (Ryan, Greg)
What I would do is going to stay private (hee). What Greg would do? Freak out and call the police because there's an escaped killer in his bed, probably.
What wouldn't 10 and 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends? (Alec, Jamie)
Is it bad that I can really, REALLY see this ship? Alec/Jamie would work almost scarily well.
10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say? (Alec, Shawn)
...brain. Died. BBS.
Imagine that 2 writes an erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have? (Tony, Wes/Danny)
Probably something along the lines of "ths iz a angle/csi crossover. plz r/r!". I don't see Tony as being very good at typing, heh.
If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react? (Tony, Ryan)
...um. Canon!Ryan would probably make a snide comment and/or exploit it.
9 (Shawn) and 1 (Matt) are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 (Ryan) walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 (Ryan) joins in, first paging 3 (Jack), who's in the middle of fucking 5 (Greg) into the mattress. 3 (Jack) abandons 5 (Greg) on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5 (Greg), irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 (Jamie) attempts to rescue him/her. But 5 (Greg) will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 (Alec) is one of his/her regular clients.
Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. etc.
(I included the people who said the various quotes, for fun.)
- Aaron (Wonderfalls)/Abigail (Skins): ... disturbing.
- Alec (Dark Angel)/Eames (CI): Hah, she'd destroy him!
- Cassidy (SVU)/Bug (CJ): Bug would probably find him a little too slow, but amusing.
- Cassidy (VM)/Cassie (She Spies): Heh, Cassidy's a bit too hard-core criminal for Cassie. Although, maybe the Spies go undercover to take down CC's criminal empire? Hee.
- Charlie (#s)/Chris (Skins): I could actually see something like this. Charlie (for whatever reason) does a guest-teaching stint in England, and Chris has a transference of feelings from psychology teacher to maths teacher... hee! I scare myself.
- Cliff (VM)/Colby (#s): Again, I can see it! They are both v. snarky peoplz. Veronica gets arrested for some federal crime in LA, Cliff shows up to represent her, he and Colby hit it off.
- Danny (CSINY)/Darren (Wonderfalls): ...er. Maybe Danny meets Sharon, she brings him home for some reason? Right. Ooh, they could've gone to college together! Or Danny and Aaron!
- Hodges (CSI)/DD (She Spies): Oh wow. They'd totally geek out, and then snark out.
- Booker (21JS)/Flack (NY): Oh God. Totally can see this. I sort of want to write it, actually, because awesome.
- Penhall (21JS)/Faith (BtVS): ...Faith would run all over him. And Penhall would enjoy it.
- Greg (CSI)/Ioki (21JS): Dude. More geeking out all over the place!
- Hank (X-Men)/Jamie (X-Men): ...creepy.
- Jonathan (BtVS)/Karen (Wonderfalls): Again, creepy!
- Kate (NCIS)/Keith (VM): Heh. Heheheh. Keith's too cool for her.
- Lash (Sky High)/Leo (VM): Mm, hot!
- Logan (DA)/Lu (CJ): I can totally see this, actually. They'd totally get along!
- Mac (21JS)/Matt (CJ): ...I think I thought of this a while ago, and was all 'yes'. I totally wanted to write this.
- Max (Nano)/Maxxie (Skins): HEEEEE. This amuses me on SO many levels. I'm going to say this would be awesome, even if Otto/Maxxie seems more plausible to me.
- Meg (VM)/Nigel (CJ): Hm, yeah. I could see it. Especially snarky!Meg.
- Owen (TW)/Paul (Her Minor Thing): Dude, that'd be hot. Except I can't see how to get together a doctor in Wales with a cameraman in California.
- Mr. Cross (SS)/River (FF): Again, one that could work! Cross always seems omniscient, and River can read minds. They'd be unstoppable!
- Robbie (RFR)/Goren (LOCI): ...creepy! Although, actually, I could see them getting along quite well. Goren is much like a grown up Travis.
- Sacks (NCIS)/Ryan (Nano): This would be totally awesome. Until they shot each other.
- Ryan (Oz)/Garrity (Rescue Me): D00d. Ryan would totally run circles around poor stupid monkey boy.
- Murphy (Oz)/Shane (SS): OMG. Yes. Totally yes. For some reason, Shane has to go undercover as a guard at Oz, and she gets put in Em City with Murphy. And they totally kick ass.
- Shawn (Psych)/Hawkes (CSINY): Oh, poor Hawkes!
- Sid (Skins)/Sketchy (DA): ...this is kinda perfection.
- Hanson (21JS)/Tom (HMT): Hanson would shoot him. He wouldn't even pause.
- Tommy (RM)/Tony (NCIS): And again with the shooting, this time Tony shooting Tommy.
- Travis (RFR)/Veronica (VM): OMG. Another one that makes complete, beautiful sense.
- Vinnie (VM)/Warren (BtVS): Sleaze balls FTW!
- Ivers (CJ)/Vartann (CSI): ...totally plausible. Totalz.
- Booker/Logan Cale: If they didn't kill each other, it would be totally hot. I could see Booker being one of Eyes Only's operatives, easy.
- Cassidy/Cassidy: Hee! Um. Don't know how it would work, but I could see Cassidy C. thinking of B. Cassidy as a sort of replacement older brother.
- Cross/DD: I luffs this, even though I normally ship Cross/Cassie and DD/Duncan.
- Leo/Tony: ZOMGHOTT. Wasn't I planning on writing this a while back? I so was!
- Eames/Charlie: That could work! She'd understand Charlie's crime-solving obsession and appreciate his quirks, and Charlie could help her out! I like it.
- Flack/Ryan (Nano): Hee! Again, if Flack didn't shoot him, awesome.
- Max/Garrity: ...Max would kill him with sarcasm. And then Ryan would REALLY hurt him.
- Tommy/Goren: No. Just... no.
- Colby/Hanson: Hm, yes. I could see it. A non-cop Hanson gets entangled in a FBI investigation, helps out with his mad skillz.
- Owen/Hawkes: Doctor love! Hells yeah.
- Ioki/Hodges: Hodges would totally expect Ioki to be like Archie. And he wouldn't.
- Ivers/Sid: ...wow, these are turning out freakishly awesome.
- Faith/Jonathan: Mm, hot!
- Jamie/Meg: Yeah, I could see it.
- Veronica/Keith: EWNONONONONONO!!!!!!
- Cassie/Mac: This would be so awesome. Snarktasticundercoverness!
- Cliff/Hank: d00d. Yes.
- Robbie/Warren: Um. Smart!teenagers FTW? Mebbe?
- Danny/Chris: Oh man, YES.
- Murphy/O'Reily: Um, DUH.
- Penhall/Shane: Oh yes. Yes yes yes. This would go along with the Cassie/Mac.
- Sacks/Greg: I actually see them as getting along very well.
- Matt/Lu: See my CJ random!OTP icon.
- Shawn/Travis: Freaks of nature FTW! Hee.
- River/Sketchy: Dude. Sketchy is so messed up by drugs, he wouldn't even notice how weird River is, and River would find him quite hilarious
- Kate/Nigel: God, no, poor Nige!
- Aaron/Karen: Ew, no.
- Darren/Vinnie: Actually, um, maybe.
- Vartann/Bug: Hee! It's like Matt/Bug, only not!
- Lash/Tom: Hm. Maybe. I could see Lash using Tom to break into the news biz.
- Abigail/Paul: Oh, like Abigail would stoop so low as to date a cameraman!
- Maxxie/Alec: ...do excuse me, I must find a drool bucket.