Leevee (colin_chaotic) wrote,
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In which Julia and I decide to become a wizard rock band. (All of this took place over a month ago)

But neither of us can play instruments. Or read/write music. Or rhyme, intentionally. But hey, we managed to write one song! It started off as a parody of a New Kids on the Block song, but then we got bored and just wrote the rest ignoring the original song.

Oh, yes, we decided upon New Kid in the House for our name. Songs from Colin Creevey's POV! So here's our one and only song (we did think up the title, "Harry, I Believe in You", but no lyrics):


On the first day of Potions class
My cauldron exploded and I fell on my ass
Snape stood over me a glare on his face
he said, “Creevey, you're a disgrace.”

Stop it, Snape, you're just tearing us apart
You favored Slytherin right from the start
Stop it, Snape, that's just not fair
Snape, you really need to wash your hair.

He yelled at Neville for melting Malfoy's hand
But we all know Snape's just a git with an overactive oil gland

Stop it, Snape, you're just tearing us apart
You favored Slytherin right from the start
Stop it, Snape, your big nose isn't helping us
It's just making our insults harder to suppress

Stop it, Snape, you're just tearing us apart
You favored Slytherin right from the start
Stop it, Snape, can't you see?
You're just really not very nice.



Other names we considered: The Sorcerer's Stoned, the Zacharias Smith Experience, the Unforgivables, Barenaked Badgers, Rita Skeeter and the Prophet (ala Huey Lewis and the News), Backalley Badgers, the Swish and Flick, the Nearly Headless 5, and N*Sink - the Moaning Myrtle Band. We also came up with an idea of a parody of "I'm Too Sexy", in which it goes, "I'm too magic for my wand", etc.

...yeah. Mock away, my friends!
Tags: hp, music
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