Lee (9:00:23 PM): Castiel, why you such a sexy motherfucker?
Julia (9:01:19 PM): Castiel: Well, my mother was a Sexy, and my dad was a Motherfucker. It was originally Mothafucka, but it was changed at Ellis Island when my dad emigrated.
Lee (9:01:39 PM): "We're inside my head." "Exactly. Someone could be listening."
Lee (9:07:01 PM): ("Angel on angel violence", lulz!)
Julia (9:07:17 PM): (Just one word away from "Angel on angel action")
Julia (9:07:21 PM): (I'm going to hell now)
Lee (9:07:38 PM): (Ooooh yeah)
Lee (9:07:56 PM): (Maybe Castiel will raise you out of perdition!)
Julia (9:08:16 PM): (That would be awesome.)
Julia (9:09:31 PM): Emma: I dunno what I'm gonna wear to prom.
Me: Just wear one of those tuxedo t-shirts.
Me: There's always some douchebag at every formal event that wears a tuxedo t-shirt! You could be that douchebag!
Lee (9:16:40 PM): I WANNA RUFFLE HIS HAIR
Julia (9:17:04 PM): NO! RUN YOUR FINGERS THROUGH IT SO YOU DON'T DISTURB ITS QUIET MAJESTY!
Lee (9:17:08 PM): OKAY!
Lee (9:25:58 PM): Ahahahahhahahahahaha brb loling foreva.
Julia (9:26:16 PM): I actually said *GASP0RZ* out loud like 20 times
Julia (9:26:24 PM): Tia looks concerned.
Lee (9:26:49 PM): Dude, that is my favorite scene of anything evar. "RUN! HE'S A DEMON! RUN!"
Julia (9:27:08 PM): HOLY SHIT IT'S A FUCKING DEMON GET IN THE CAR!
Lee (9:27:28 PM): ...Iiiii would've lol'd forever and ever if he'd said that.
Julia (9:28:10 PM): Wife: But we're in the house! What about the panic room?
Jimmy: NO EVERYONE KNOWS THE CAR IS THE SAFEST PLACE GO GET IN NOW!
Julia (9:34:28 PM): Personally, if I was Jimmy, I'd be like, "Well, this may not be the time for tomfoolery, but...YEAAAAH IN YOUR FUCKING FACE BITCH!"
Lee (9:34:45 PM): Which is why you will never be possessed by an angel.
Lee (9:50:18 PM): (Ahahaha, that commercial! "Sir, unless the bomb is committing a crime, there's nothing we can do.")
Julia (9:52:25 PM): (Everybody Hates Chris is actually a really good show. I watched the first season. There was, "In labaratory projects, scientists give mice cheese. In the Brooklyn Projects, the government gives people cheese." And the dad, when milk is spilled, get down on his knees looking at it, saying, "Look at this! This is 15 cents worth of milk! Someone is licking up this milk!")
Lee (9:52:44 PM): (So... your dad, basically?)
Julia (9:52:55 PM): (That's exactly what me and my mom and my sister yelled)
Julia (9:55:02 PM): In fact, just yesterday, my mom spilled some nuts, and my dad was like, "That's $4 of nuts." Mom: I'm sorry, it just slipped. Human error. Dad: Yeah, but now I'll have to buy more nuts so you can spill them. Me: Four dollars worth, exactly. Guess we'll have to skimp on chicken broth. Dad: *grumble*