"I can't believe you said that! Apologize to the entire continent of England!"

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Gen X chick #1: Why are you looking at radishes?
Gen X chick #2: I find vegetables interesting.

--Greenmarket, Union Square

Overheard by: stephie

Hello everyone!

I've finally gotten around to watching NCIS - why didn't I start watching it earlier? What a fun show, and I've never liked almost the whole cast, as opposed to just one or two. Anyway, I can't help seeing the slashy potential between Tony and Gibbs, so would you guys be able to recommend the best fics in the fandom for Tony/Gibbs?

I like fics where the pairings in questions are pretty true to the portrayal in the show, yet you can still believe that they would get together. The longer the story the better, and well-written is awesome. I love tropes too - AUs and creature!fics are my favorite.

That wasn't too picky, I hope. Throw 'em at me!

Oh, also, I've only caught up to Season 3 so far, but I'm borrowing all the season DVD from my friend, so it won't take me long to get up to speed on the rest. Still, warnings for spoilers would be nice.

Thanks so much, everyone. *waves*

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Vendor, brandishing CD: Where are you from?
Girl in anime shirt and Naruto headband: I'm from Naruto!
(vendor walks away)

--46th St & Broadway

• 10:51 @pipsipirate I don't know if anyone sent you a google wave invite yet, but I just did. it should be there by tomorrow, most likely! #
• 11:04 @JennZed yep I'll put you on my list now! #

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Title:  Hot Flash
Pairing:  Chris Pine/John Cho
Summary:  A prompt from trek_rpf_kink - "FlashForward AU.  John and Chris are FBI partners and they each have a flash forward in which they're having blisteringly hot sex with each other."
Rating:  NC-17
Wordcount:  5593
Disclaimer:  stolen, warped, and totally disrespected in every possible way
Warnings:  nah, mostly just sex... some licking maybe
Spoilers:  Er, the basic concept of the Flash Forward tv series, that's about it


( Hot Flash )

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Preppy gay guy: I thought she already had cancer?
Preppy fag hag, dawning realization: You're right! She did... definitely.

--Bleecker & Grove

Overheard by: jams

Hey all,

I'm looking for a specific tonight as well as a theme.

I read several months back-I think-a story about Tony in a relationship with a woman who tried turning him into a human puppy essentially and then sold him off. I remember at one point he bit someone, because they were going to sell him to someone else. I think at one point Gibbs might have built a dog house in his basement or something like that. Also, any stories like that would be awesome,

Thanks in advance!

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Eldest son, Coming from church in Sunday best: So, dad, does Star Wars take place in the past or the future?
Dad: The past.
(pause)
Son: Wait... that doesn't make any sense!
Dad: "Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away..."

--Bedford Ave

Overheard by: NIckET

HI all. SO i was browsing WWOMB and read this story, it was I beleive Gibbs/DiNozzo, althought it also had Abby/Tim/Ziva threesome. It was a slave fic, and I beleive it was called Marked, or something along those lines. I know it was spoken about a lot in the fic. Any help would be great

Also any other slave fic recs would be great, Gibbs/DiNozzo would be best though. :P

On the DWJ website: Due out this year, 2009, is a new Diana Wynne Jones novel Enchanted Glass. A stand-alone book, not part of any series, there are the expected magicians, but it also includes giant vegetables, revenge by cauliflower cheese (?!) and fortune-telling using racing tips. Something to look forward to, Enchanted Glass will be published by HarperCollins in the UK and Greenwillow in the US.

It's out in Australia in January 2010!
And it sounds GLORIOUS!

I have been trying to find a fic i read a while ago. Gibbs is dating Ziva and they go visit Jackson in Stillwater. I remeber it is winter and they end up getting into a snowball fight with some kids at one point. Thanks so much!

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Girl #1, missing yet another shot: God, this is so frustrating! All I want to do is just get it in the hole.
Girl #2: Yeah, now I know how guys must feel.

--Amsterdam Billiards

Okay, I am once again requesting the fine sleuthing abilities of this list full of fantastically helpful people to track down a fic.

Unfortunately, I don't remember much about the story in general, but the following:

1. Slash
2. Gibbs/DiNozzo
3. First time
4. Tony came off like he'd had sex with men before so Gibbs wouldn't stop, but actually hadn't, and Gibbs called him on it after.


I've been dying to reread this, but can't remember the author or the title. Does this sound familiar to anyone?

hi!

i am so desperate right now, i searched for two hours until now but i just can't find the story anymore. tony's father came to ncis and said he was sorry of how he treated him. the reason he gave tony was that he was not his child. his parents tried but failed so his mother had a sperm donation. dinozzo senior found out who was behind it and gave tony the papers. after that tony is staying with gibbs and they open the papers together to see that gibbs is tony real father. but gibbs had a suspicion all the time after senior dinozzo said something like : it was a wonder that they found each other without knowing and his mother always failed to find out.

please please does anybody know what i mean?

Quota - 100 words

Written - 118 words. Would have been more but I have been out and about. Not to mention - Monday is the final day!

http://bash.org?909615

<+mooncup> Cumbria has quit IRC (Excess Flood)

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Black guy #1, noticing a girl in oversized sunglasses: Damn! Look at this vintage-ass bitch!
Black guy #2: Even when I go downtown them shits ain't that big.

--50th & Broadway

Overheard by: so true... so true

Under a cut, just for Bran (:

( To London! )( Read more... )

Is there a set procedure for putting 2nd chapters of fics up here? I was thinking I could post again, and link to chapter one but if anyone has a better idea...

-Play

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Four-year-old boy: I'm sexy.
Mother: No, you're handsome.
Four-year-old boy: I'm sexy!
Mother: No! You're handsome!

--D Train

http://bash.org?909558

<@sxh> newest contract requires "presentable" employees
<@sxh> i don't see how they could expect to find a gq model that also happens to assemble network infrastructure

Hiya, I'm writing a K/M fic for the space_wrapped advent comm and I have a question I would like to ask for the pourpose of the fic.

Whats Georgia like around xmas time, whats the weather like etc..(as I'm from England I have no clue myself)?

If this isnt allowed then mods take this down asap
thankyou in advanced

EDIT: thanyou evryone that has commented, you have helped me no end and I've even been able to find some muse!

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Kid: Daddy, I want a big car.
Dad: If you want a big car, you have to get a good job.
Kid: I want to be an artist like you.
Dad: Well, I went to college for art and now I don't have a lot of money and I don't have a car.

--2 Train

Overheard by: Child-Averse Art Hater

( You are about to view content that may only be appropriate for adults. )

The new Made of Fail podcast is up, and it's something like my fifth appearance on the show--and this time we also have Rinna from Poufwa, the first podcast I ever did! Also, my sexy, sexy phlegm ("Yeah... I'm reporting live from my death bed..."), brought in loud and clear courtesy of my new headset. Topic: half New Moon and half Crazy Fans, with a substantial segment on the Dollhouse cancellation up front (aw, hell, I just heard myself cough in the background).

("I am in bed with another woman right now...")

And now, I'm going back to bed.


ETA: OH BY THE WAY we totally discuss the Twilight porno that Dayna watched for us.

ETA: Who has the "fever of a hundred and werewolf" thermometer icon, and who made it? Because I totally need to start using that.



(Zomg e-book! The Annotated Movies in Fifteen Minutes: Wizards!)

title: Inertia or Law(s) of Motion 6/?
series: ST Fanfic Masterlist
fandom: Star Trek Reboot
pairing/characters: Bones/Jocelyn, Kirk/people-that-don’t-matter, Kirk/Bones
rating/warning: R for language and sex
prompt/summary: it’s not like Romeo and Juliet because nobody dies and it’s not like a romance novel because nobody’s hair is flying in the wind but somehow or another, Bones and Kirk figure out that they’re in love anyway.
disclaimer: not mine, don’t profit, mean no offense to the profiting owners.



It went like this—because he couldn’t help it—because there was sunlight breaking through the windows and Bones’ scratchy worn-out voice saying things like (I love you) and this was where the man had grown up.

So I'm doing this project that involves watching every appearance John Cho has ever made in anything, ever. It is pretty great. Today, I came across Delivering Milo, a movie where he plays a side character with about five minutes of screen time. I click on the IMDB and find it stars:



bb yelchin.

NGL, I almost got the vapors. I thought I should point that out here in case others were unaware as well.

And because 'being in the same room at the same time' is the stuff Sulu/Chekov dreams are made of, I thought you might enjoy some caps.

( Images behind cut )

Title: CMO Confidential (revised and expanded version)
Author: gone_ashore
Pairing: None. Friendship fic, although could be seen as pre-slash (K/M)
Rating: R for content: language, mentions of past abuse.
Word count: 52,000+

Summary: McCoy finds that his new role as CMO gives him new information about Jim's past, and new responsibility for his welfare. Takes place right after the movie ends. Mostly this is an in-depth psychological profile of Jim as he develops into his role as Captain, but also looks at how the crew (McCoy, Spock, Pike, Uhura, Chapel, etc.) come to see him.

Prequel to Lead Me To Your Door, which is now complete.

A holiday feast :-) - three chapters at once. Enjoy, and please review!

Chapter 12: Command Style
Chapter 13: Slip Sliding
Chapter 14: Confrontation

Previous chapters: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 /11

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Girl #1: Where did she go?
Girl #2: She went to the bathroom.
Girl #1: Why?

--Amtrak

Overheard by: mike the observer

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Hobo: Don't you have a heart?
Girl: No.
Hobo: It's a shame.

--48th St & Broadway

Overheard by: Colleen

Title: Furry Nightcap
Author: enchanted_jae
Characters: H/D
Rating: PG
Warning(s): None
Word Count: 175
Author's note: Written as a birthday gift for ccmom. This is from my Scrub verse but can be read as a stand-alone.
Summary: Harry wakes up, but Draco isn't beside him.
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al.

Furry Nightcap

Title: Chasing Shadows - Part 3
Rating: R
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Warnings: political intrigue, angst, hurt/comfort
Summary: When a planet's leader is murdered and Jim and Bones are blamed, they end up stranded on the planet injured and not knowing when they'll be rescued.


Time was simultaneously passing too slowly without going slowly enough.

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Dude in white SUV to girl in inexplicably long line outside Macy's: What are you waiting for?
Girl in line: Jesus!

--34th St

Overheard by: Emz0r

Title: "Switch" (40/?)
Author: ceres_libera
Rating: R to NC-17
Summary: The life and times of Leonard H. McCoy MD/PhD … If Leonard McCoy's life could get any fucking weirder, it would be … Jesus, he didn't even want to think what that could possibly mean, because it's already been too fucking weird to make any kind of rational sense.
Canon: Based in the ST:XI universe, but strongly influenced by all canon ST-verses.
Characters: McCoy/Kirk, with eventual appearances by all other ST:XI characters.
Disclaimer: Not mine, but I thank Gene Roddenberry, Paramount and JJ Abrams for the inspiration.

Switch 40/?

Previous entries: Switch 1/?, Switch 2/?, Switch 3/?, Switch 4/?, Switch 5/?, Switch 6/?, Switch 7/?, Switch 8/?, Switch 9/?, Switch 10/?, Switch 11/?, Switch 12/?, Switch 13/?, Switch 14/?, Switch 15/?, Switch 16?, Switch 17/?, Switch 18/?, Switch 19/?, Switch 20/?, Switch 21/?, Switch 22/?, Switch 23/?, Switch 24/?, Switch 25/?, Switch 26/?, Switch 27/?, Switch 28/?, Switch 29/?, Switch 30/?, Switch 31/?, Switch 32/?, Switch 33/?, Switch 34/?, Switch 35/?, Switch 36/?, Switch 37/?, Switch 38/?, Switch 39/?

Title: When I Fall
Author: echoinautumn
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Hikaru Sulu/Pavel Chekov
Warning: explicit sexual content
Type: oneshot, complete

Note: Written for the prompt "Sulu/Chekov; frottage - adrenaline rush" at springkink.

( When I Fall )

Does anyone think that Rayford Steele and Buck Williams from LaHaye and Jenkins' Left Behind series were Stus? And if so, has a Sue report been done on them here, yet?

Title: Don't Ever Think Too Much
Author: starsandgraces
Pairing: Chekov/Sulu, Chekov/McCoy, Chekov/Kirk, Chekov/Scotty
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 3276
Summary: Chekov never stops talking. Sulu never stops thinking.
Notes: I have been writing this fic for far too long (July!) and I am pretty happy to have finished it. Beta'd by the fabulous withthepilot.

( Sulu suddenly wonders how many times Chekov has noticed that he isn't really paying attention when they're together. )

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Teen #1: What's a scallion pancake? Do you put syrup on it?
Teen #2: I don't know.
Teen #1: I thought scallions were a seafood.
Teen #2: No. That's "scallops."

--Chinese Takeout, Queens

Overheard by: illyria

Welcome all to space_wrapped where each day until Christmas Day you can open the door to another piece of Kirk/McCoy fic or fanart!

The overall theme is Winter/Winter Holidays - which includes Christmas, Hanukkah, New Year’s, and any others you can think of.

We welcome work from TOS or Star Trek XI, the only proviso being that it must celebrate the pairing Kirk/McCoy.

If you would like to contribute fic or fanart, claim a prompt, pick a day for posting or just indulge in the tinsel and Jim/Bones loving, hop on over to space_wrapped. We currently have a contribution promised for each day leading up to Christmas but we would love more than one post behind each door!

Read all about the comm HERE
Prompts are HERE
Drool at the prospect of work from authors and artists who have already signed up HERE

The crew are: abigail89, cards_slash, miss_m_cricket, sangueuk and weepingnaiad

Extra special thanks to miss_m_cricket for the beautiful comm. art and layout and to abigail89 for too many things to mention!

http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1227910.html

From the annals of livejournal, I bring you, "Snape is a wonderful man and everyone around him was awful" wank.

(Read more ...)

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Renthead #1: He wasn't *that* bad as Roger.
Renthead #2: Weren't you drunk last time you saw him?
Renthead #1: Yeah. That's probably why. When I'm drunk I'm more like "Oh, his hair's shiny," rather than "Wow, he has no emotion."
Renthead #2: His hair is shiny. (pause) Next time he's on as Roger, let's get drunk.

--Nederlander Theatre

hello everybody!

i vaguely a remember a not so old story but i just can't find it anymore. i think it had a supernaturel touch with tony. i remember that tony had to find his life partner to a special age. this one was gibbs and i remember tony walking down the stairs to the basement and explaining that he has no choice but kissing gibbs and find out if gibbs is really the one or die. i hope i am not confusing something here.

please does anybody which story i mean?

Title:  Strange Geometry
Pairing:  Zachary Quinto/Sylar
Summary:  Crackfic crossover, and the pairing pretty much says it all.  Originally based upon a prompt asking for Zach/Sylar and another prompt asking for daddy!Kink.
Rating:  NC-17
Wordcount:  66,953
Disclaimer:  I do not own the names or personalities used in this work and I make no profit from their use.
Warnings:  angst, daddy kink, child abuse, incest, knifeplay, bloodplay, BDSM hard and soft, enemas, violence, spanking, branding, fisting, rimming, character death
Spoilers:  Heroes, everything but the last ep of Season3 (Sylar's personal history), some of Season4 (Hiro's story arc through 4.6, and the existence of Emma)


Master Post

For those of you just waiting for the link to the last bit:
Coda:  Asymptote

Name five characters who would throw the best holiday gatherings.


Sorry for the late entry!

This article appeared in one of today's papers and while it may be triggery, as it doesn't sugar coat the issue, I do entreat folks to read it.

Patrick Stewart: The Legacy of Domestic Violence

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Yuppie: Do you think my neighborhood is sketchy, too?
Friend #1: Well, the part where you walk past the abandoned warehouse *is* sketchy.
Yuppie: They're building an addition. In six months, abandoned no more.
Friend #2: I hear DUMBO is hot right now.
Yuppie: You know, whenever I tell anybody I live in DUMBO, it's like that movie Zoolander, whenever Hansel comes in and they all go, "oh, Hansel's hot now."

--High Street Train Station

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Very little black kid, anxiously standing in line: Mommy, why can't I get dessert?
Mother: Why don't you get a job, nigga?

--KFC

http://bash.org?909427

<@moss> oh jesus
<@moss> its 6 PM
<@moss> not am
<Tiq> XD
<Tiq> What have you missed, moss?
<@moss> uh... wednesday
<Tiq> HAHAHA

Title:Dear Daddy #31, Dear Mama,
Author: jessofthebugs
Disclaimer: O, I have bought the mansion of a love, /But not posess'd it.
Pairing: Jo/Savas, Kirk/McCoy
Rating: Teen, 13+
Type: Series #31/? of the Dear Daddy series
Warnings: Dear heavens, the fluff.
Word Count: 3058
Summary and Notes: Jo is having a good time on Cerberus, learning lots, being good, and collecting gossip like it was currency. Special thanks to kadollan and arcane_lark for the beta. Archived at awfully_clever

~fake cut is fake~

(Tomorrow, we're going to have a pajama party in our room with the other girls and no boys can come.)

Title: Balancing the Equation: part 14, Taiji
Disclaimer: I beseech you, punish me not with your hard thoughts; wherein I confess me much guilty, to deny so fair and excellent ladies any thing. I shall do the world no injury for I have nothing in it.
Pairing: Chekov/Sulu,
Rating: Adult, 17+
Type: Series, #14/20, sequel to Victor, Victor
Warnings: Sex, and all my Russian comes from the internet.
Word Count: ~2500
Summary and Notes: Chekov and Sulu kiss and make up. Archived at awfully_clever.

~fake cut is fake~

("So... there's no report to write, is there?")