"I can't believe you said that! Apologize to the entire continent of England!"

theformerclarity (10:52:53 PM): I just love how cracktastic GG is.
theformerclarity (10:53:07 PM): It was the 80s. The writers could have easily been on crack.
biscuiteatingSOB (10:53:17 PM): ...it's true, it really really is.
biscuiteatingSOB (10:53:22 PM): We should form an investigative panel!
theformerclarity (10:54:07 PM): Yes! And when it's revealed, after painstaking trials and research, that the writers were indeed on crack, we stand up, remove our glasses and go, "'kay. Is there wireless here?"
biscuiteatingSOB (10:54:43 PM): ....god, I hope we never are on any important panel for anything.
biscuiteatingSOB (10:54:47 PM): Or elected to public office.
biscuiteatingSOB (10:55:11 PM): Altho CSPAN would be far more amusing - they ban electronics and shit there, so we'd be, like, playing ping-pong.
biscuiteatingSOB (10:55:14 PM): Or sleeping.
theformerclarity (10:55:44 PM): Or I'd be smoking, and you'd be singing under your breath, "Firetruck, firetruck, I wanna ride in a firetruck"
biscuiteatingSOB (10:56:04 PM): ...god, yes.
theformerclarity (10:57:58 PM): They'd be like, "There's no smoking...or creepiness...allowed in Congress!" And I'd point to Mitt Romney. "Okay, true. Fine, carry on."

theformerclarity (12:42:38 AM): Now, what if you make multiple accounts on Netflix and send the movies to your work and your parents' house or something? Then you'd get 3 free DVDs!
biscuiteatingSOB (12:42:50 AM): *gasp*
biscuiteatingSOB (12:42:54 AM): And they would go bankrupt!
theformerclarity (12:43:04 AM): And you'd have 3 free DVDs!
biscuiteatingSOB (12:43:17 AM): ...good point. Let's do it!

Julio (11:24:52 PM): We all live for the cowbell part of the theme song, amirite?
Me (11:25:06 PM): Oh, definitely.
Julio (11:25:17 PM): I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Me (11:25:42 PM): *pats shoulder* Try taking some Advil and a nap, I bet that would help too.
Julio (11:26:07 PM): No! No, cowbell is what I need!
Me (11:26:27 PM): Try the damn advil first!
Julio (11:26:45 PM): No! Why take four advil when you can take one cowbell?
Me (11:27:02 PM): Because you'd look like a damn fool!
Julio (11:27:25 PM): Shut your whore mouth!
Julio (11:27:32 PM): (wtf is this conversation)
Me (11:27:38 PM): (god I don't know)

( Spoilers! )
Lee (9:50:18 PM): (Ahahaha, that commercial! "Sir, unless the bomb is committing a crime, there's nothing we can do.")
Julia (9:52:25 PM): (Everybody Hates Chris is actually a really good show. I watched the first season. There was, "In labaratory projects, scientists give mice cheese. In the Brooklyn Projects, the government gives people cheese." And the dad, when milk is spilled, get down on his knees looking at it, saying, "Look at this! This is 15 cents worth of milk! Someone is licking up this milk!")
Lee (9:52:44 PM): (So... your dad, basically?)
Julia (9:52:55 PM): (That's exactly what me and my mom and my sister yelled)
Julia (9:55:02 PM): In fact, just yesterday, my mom spilled some nuts, and my dad was like, "That's $4 of nuts." Mom: I'm sorry, it just slipped. Human error. Dad: Yeah, but now I'll have to buy more nuts so you can spill them. Me: Four dollars worth, exactly. Guess we'll have to skimp on chicken broth. Dad: *grumble*

biscuiteatingsob: Yeah, I'm reading Fandom Wank, and apparently he cut off RPATTZ at the VMAs, and the fangirls are out for blood.
biscuiteatingsob: ...and god, why does that sentence make sense to me?
theformerclarity: ...I don't know.
biscuiteatingsob: Fandom really ought to claim a piece of land nobody wants and succeed from the country. Like Wyoming, let's take Wyoming.
biscuiteatingsob: We've already got our own language!
theformerclarity: Yay! And I think you mean secede.
biscuiteatingsob: ...right. I totally did.
theformerclarity: But really? Wyoming? I think we should go with Utah. Age of consent is 12, and polygamy is semi-legal, so all the middle-school fangirls can marry Edward!
biscuiteatingsob: Ooh, good point!
biscuiteatingsob: But the Mormons may not want to give us Utah.
biscuiteatingsob: See, I was going for Wyoming because nobody lives there or cares about it.
theformerclarity: Yeah, but there are way too many cows.
biscuiteatingsob: Yeah, but that means lots of steak and pot roasts!
theformerclarity: Tru, tru.
theformerclarity: Plus, my family is friends with a millionaire who lives there, we could totally kill him and take his house.
biscuiteatingsob: Perfect!
biscuiteatingsob: It will be the ruler's mansion.
biscuiteatingsob: Whatever the ruler shall be named.
biscuiteatingsob: Supreme BNF?
theformerclarity: No. Supreme BAMF.
theformerclarity: Because if you killed a millionaire for his house, you are a BAMF.
biscuiteatingsob: Tru, tru.

( Me and Julia watch a special on kids with Tourettes, and are generally horrible human beings. )

biscuiteatingsob: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9uugVWW_XE
theformerclarity: d00d...I want the Doctor to come teach at Humanex.
theformerclarity: And sonic screwdriver Alex! (if that can be used as a verb...)
theformerclarity: And then he can reveal that Tom is an alien bent on destroying the human race.
theformerclarity: And then I can help the Doctor defeat Tom.
theformerclarity: And then I can become his new companion.
theformerclarity: And there will be much rejoicing. Yay.

theformerclarity: *slams head on keyboard* Oh laptop, tell me what I must do.
biscuiteatingsob: Laptop: QUIT SLAMMING YOUR HEAD ON ME!
theformerclarity: *pats laptop* I'm sorry.
biscuiteatingsob: Laptop: Bitch, you better be!
theformerclarity: *whispers to Lee* My laptop's PMSing.
biscuiteatingsob: Laptop: BITCH WHAT!
theformerclarity: I said you be PMSing, foo! Why you no help me? Why you gotta be like that?

biscuiteatingsob: The BBC totally staged a huge explosion in the middle of Cardiff for Torchwood filming... 24 hours after the Glasgow airport bombing.
theformerclarity: Maybe the head of BBC is a member of omg_too_soon.

theformerclarity: Hitler Youth...it could compare to Jesus's little following of children.
theformerclarity: "Hitler loves me/this I know/for Wikipedia/tells me so/we are weak/but he is strong/yes, Hitler loves me/yes, Hitler loves me..." need I go on?

theformerclarity: 'Night of the Long Knives'. *sigh* Hitler sometimes disappoints me.

theformerclarity: I love German last names.
biscuiteatingsob: You should marry a gay German!
biscuiteatingsob: They've got good chocolate.
theformerclarity: Word.

Now that we're all going to hell, I announce something!

ASK LEE QUESTIONS!

Go ahead, do it. It can be a question about me, or anything at all. In case of the first, I will be as honest as possible without landing me on federal watch lists (if the convo up there didn't do it, anyway). In case of the latter, I shall try my hardest to be hilarious. Have at you!

Fuck allergies, dude. Seriously, fuck 'em. I've got a great sore throat, keep coughing, and have horrible achy and watery eyes. That's nice.

Also, a poignant "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?" convo:

Otakulee: If this guy makes 1 mill, I will die.
Otakulee: I will seriously die
theformerclarity: If he makes more money than either of us will ever see, combined...I will kill myself.
Otakulee: Suicide pact?
theformerclarity: *nod* We have to go to, like, King Soopers if/when we kill ourselves. They'll never get any business again. *giggle*
Otakulee: Dude, yes.
theformerclarity: Or Chuck E Cheese! Traumatize some kids, yupyup.
Otakulee: Yeah, but they're always full of shootings. We'd probably wind up getting killed by a crazy gunman before we could off ourselves.
theformerclarity: True.
theformerclarity: We should kill ourselves on TV! Marilyn Manson would love us!

God, I love my friends. Even if this might not be allergies, but Julia giving me her brother's strep throat. I still love 'em. I'm going to my second-ever concert with her on Tuesday, by the way, it's Against Me!/Mastadon/Cursive. Or something like that. I'm going just because I want to mosh, man. Everybody was too drunk to mosh at Gaelic Storm (heh).

So, I randomly decided that I should try to go to university in Wales. Yes, Wales. No, I have no idea why I suddenly smacked myself upside the head and went "Oooh, Cardiff University sounds like a great place to spend three years studying at!", but I did, so I went into full-on research mode. Don't you folk just LOVE it when I do that?

( In which I babble and eventually decide what to apply for. )
( Just for fun, a copy of a convo me and Oscar had. )

Also, so that I can get Tracy to write me a reference for college applications... What would you people say are my top five qualities that universities would find attractive? Thanks in advance!

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions.
5. Don’t you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.
6. Tag three people.

By the time we reached the place, we had almost flaked back to normal again.
"It's unmistakable, really," Grundo said, staring uphill at it.
It was like an accidental garden strewn with heaps of regularly piled stones.

(From Diana Wynne Jones's The Merlin Conspiracy. It's right next to me because I've been rereading it. And yes, I'm totally Roddy.)

( Me and Kat babble about the latest Psych )

mibby the ninja (10:21:01 PM): people gazillions of years from now will be quoting us like Monty Python
mibby the ninja (10:21:03 PM): hard. core.
Otakulee (10:21:26 PM): Totally, dude
Otakulee (10:21:32 PM): Alpacas will be the new dead parrots.

Also, we're doing a podcast for WHAT. Yes, a podcast for an RPG. Because we're that hardxcore.

Oh, and I'm leaving tomorrow (Friday) morning for a six-week long vacation, so I may be in-and-out of touch over the next six weeks. Ciao!

Otakulee (7:59:16 PM): Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. That's, like, all the male Biblical names I can remember. *didn't go to church often*
Otakulee (7:59:27 PM): Well, I mean, besides Jesus.
HollyKitten36 (7:59:32 PM): LOL
HollyKitten36 (7:59:40 PM): Yeah! Let's call the closet gay Jesus!

Otakulee (9:47:11 PM): RHCP's lead singer is hot
Otakulee (9:47:16 PM): ...red hot.
mibby the ninja (9:47:16 PM): Yesssss
mibby the ninja (9:47:24 PM): like a chili pepper

Took a name-liking quiz (http://www.namenerds.com/uucn/namequiz.html)

Here are the results of Norah's name quiz

Your personality type is: Classic Conservative : 40%
Your personality type is: Modern Conservative : 35%
Your personality type is: Classic Unusual : 15%
Your personality type is: Classic Eccentric : 10%
Your personality type is: Modern Eccentric. : 0%
Your personality type is: Modern Unusual : 0%

COMPLETE CHAT BETWEEN MESELF AND JENN (LONG!!!!):
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Oh, and to anyone who watches/knows anything about the show Rescue Me, I have a question. Best slash pairing:
Franco/Garrity
Garrity/Probie
Probie/Tommy
Other

ETA: http://www.brunching.com/geekhierarchy.html I qualify under... eight of the categories. Guess them all and I give you a cookie!