"I can't believe you said that! Apologize to the entire continent of England!"

Attn: If England wins the World Cup, I may have to go batshit-crazy and start spouting anti-English sentiments. Or maybe just anti-Wilkinson. C'mon, South Africa! Or Argentina! Or, hell, France!

That's right. I'm rooting for France, for once in my life. See what things have come to?

In other news, it's actually looking good for the Rockies to head for the World Series. FUCK YES. I mean, they've already made franchise history, but do you realize how awesome it would be if the Rockies took the World Series?!

IT WOULD BE REALLY FUCKING AWESOME!