"I can't believe you said that! Apologize to the entire continent of England!"

"So, they haven't actually had a mayor since the last one had to be euthanized..."

Go to the category page on Overheard Everywhere. Find your area (state, country, university, etc) under 'Places', and post a few (1-5) quotes that you think exemplify the area.

Student #1, pointing to notebook: If I ever become a famous rapper this is going to be my first album cover.
Student #2: Why? What is it?
Student #1: It's just a penguin on fire.
Student #2: A flaming penguin -- nice!
Student #1, matter-of-factly: I fucking hate penguins...

Crazy lady: Oh, no! Those teenagers did not just steal my outhouse!

Girl yelling out window to friend: Bitch! I am the motherfuckin' bishop Don Juan of proving points!

Son: I just don't understand it.
Father: That's because you have no imagination.

TSA guy #1: Why aren't you patting everyone down?
TSA guy #2: That's what the machines are for.
TSA guy #1: Do you see the machines working?! Do you see anyone walking through the machines?!
TSA guy #2: Oh. Oops. Oh, well, it happens.

A sixty year old man, former mayor of his town, was walking to church and was critically injured after BEING ATTACKED BY A MOOSE.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH COLORADO?!

Oh. My. GOD.

Car dealership commercial: "Our competition can't beat us, and neither can an arson's fire!"

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH COLORADO?!

In other news, Craig Ferguson reminds me SO much of Nigel. Hee.


And now, le bed. For I am le tired, and have le school to le go to in le morning. Le. Oh, wait, one last thing:

SINE SINE COSINE SINE
THREE POINT ONE-FOUR-ONE-FIVE-NINE
GOOOOOOOO MATH!

895 / 50,000 (1.8%)

Brilliant.

And this is a bad time to be a kid in Colorado. The toddler stabbed by it's grandmother; a ten year mauled by his own dogs; and a kindergartner dropped dead in the playground. We had a nice long time period with hardly any deaths, especially of children, and now it's all coming at once.