"I can't believe you said that! Apologize to the entire continent of England!"

Goddamn it, CSI NY!
( Spoilers for the latest episode. )

Julia: We touched him, and now he's on CSI.
Julia: We touched something that is on CSI.
Me: ...we stalked something that is on CSI.
Julia: ...we saw something eat a hamburger that is on CSI.

Okay, I swear this is my last post for a while. My snarky summary of the new episodes of Criminal Minds and CSI: NY (Criminal Minds is rather patchy, because I didn't start right away):

( Criminal Minds )
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Also, I've realized what it is about Torchwood that I love: people say it's like a soap opera, but it's not; it's like a comic.

Random: AJ Buckley (Adam from CSI:NY) is just barely the youngest cast member*! Eddie Cahill (Flack) is only a month older.

* this is if you don't count Aiden's actress, who is v. v. young.

In other news, I didn't pass the Jeopardy pretest. Sadness!

And finally: WHAT SHOULD I BE FOR HALLOWEEN?!?!

- Criss Angel is freakin' hot. No pun intended.
- Flack/Hawkes is muy hott, and cute, and should be written.

First person to write Adam/Reed gets cookies from me, and major love. Because... I just think it would work. Because I'm a geek like that. So, write it, somebody!

In other news, am completely exhausted, and the second this episode is over, I will be running upstairs to pass out. Oh, and everybody needs to get over to http://leevee.deviantart.com/ and check out the new comics I posted. (#6 are show ideas that my group's come up with, and also my current fave; #8 actually happened during lunch yesterday, and I really did throw a pretzel in my boyfriend's eye.)

Quick, someone, write me Danny/Adam. Because damn if tonight's CSI:NY didn't give me a craving.

(And also: KYLE GALLNER EEEE!)

SPOILERS for upcoming CSI:NY episodes.
( OMG, dudes. )

In other news, I may've been born for retail. I seriously like it a lot. Although the ache in my feet and back? Not so much. Heh. But oh well.

Expect another Nano update before I go to bed. I've written TONS more. I'm getting cautiously optimistic about this thing, man. Plus, I LOVE this story, man. I'm worried that Galloway ain't quite the same as he was in the stories, but oh well. It works for me!

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Tuesday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January I turned serialbathera in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In April I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last week I gave sue_high a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In September I donated bone marrow to tick_ in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Overall, I've been nice (1026 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven! Sincerely, colin_chaotic

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NOOOOOO! I hate Easy Bake Ovens, man. I got an Easy Bake Oven, my cousin got freaking gerbils. Same birthday! I was pissed.

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
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Boston
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I've just hit upon why I don't like the Danny/Lindsey on CSI:NY, despite somewhat liking Lindsey now - I don't believe in it. I mean, when they're having moments that the writers probably mark as "romantic flirting", sure, there's chemistry. But the rest of the time... I'm not looking for smoldering glances, hell no, but Danny doesn't even bother glancing at her half the time, doesn't seem more intune to her than he is to the computer giving him results.

Now look at Flack, who is pretty much always looking at Danny. Seriously, any scene of theirs where he doesn't need to be staring at evidence/a suspect/a corpse, he's looking at Danny. That's how you play it, people! I mean, it's not like he's being unprofessional in the least bit; he's focused on the cases, but that doesn't mean he can't watch Danny. Maybe Danny just can't multitask - you know, look at people and think at the same time. Hah.

And now that I've decided I like Lindsey, I have a craving for Hawkes/Lindsey. I mean, come on. They'd have beautiful children! Seriously.

( Spoilers for the Bones season finale. )

Spoilers for the latest CSI:NY, and a warning that I spaz out all OVER the fucking place.
( Charge of This Post )

I need to stop waiting for "Next week on..." shit. IT'S SEASON FINALE WEEK, DUMBASS!

Spoilers for the latest CSI:NY.
( Stealing Home )

Your Extroversion Profile:

Assertiveness: High

Cheerfulness: Medium

Friendliness: Medium

Sociability: Medium

Activity Level: Low

Excitement Seeking: Very Low

Oh, God, someone tell me WHY OH GOD WHY I volunteered to work the City Volunteer's Banquet tomorrow? 4PM-9PM, working parking and serving and who-the-hell-actually-knows-what. They didn't train us for this, damn it! Unless we're going to be searching the guests at the banquet, NOTHING we've been taught will come into play! And I don't think my Class A is ironed at all, so it's going to look all crap.

Oh. Right. I remember now. I volunteered because the alternative was go to the normal meeting, and I'd rather work for five hours doing mind-numbing menial jobs I have no idea how to do than try and make small talk with my fellow explorers. Gar.

In other news: it appears that I, along with (assumably) the vast majority of my school, will be participating in an immigration protest this Monday. I just hope we don't get arrested. I mean, presumably this wouldn't happen; billions of protests go off without any charges being filed or tear gas being thrown or whatever. I mean, presumably!

I need to get some sleep so I don't get all hyperactive and start shrieking "HAMSTER! HAAAAMSTER!" while smacking people. (Yes, I did this today. Yes, there is a story behind it. Hell no, you don't wanna know.)

Oh, and before I forget: I DID watch tonight's CSINY, and thought it was brilliant, but didn't record my thoughts because I got a whole ton of new books and was busy reading one and didn't have time to set up my computer. And sometimes it's nice just to kick back and relax and just WATCH the episode, ya ken?

Ahem. Why must NBC and CBS both release all their sweeps info at the same time? I'M GOING TO HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.

( Spoilers for the last two L&O:CI episodes this season )
( Spoilers for upcoming NCIS episodes )
( Spoilers for upcoming CSI:NY episodes )
( Spoilers for upcoming CSI episodes )
( Spoilers for upcoming Numb3rs episodes )

( Spoilers for the opening scene of next week's Veronica Mars! )

Spoilers for the latest CSI:NY.
( Run Silent, Run Deep )

Spoilers for the latest CSI: New York.
( Super Men )

Now, grocery shopping!

Spoilers for the latest Veronica Mars episode.
( The Rapes of Graff )
Spoilers for the latest CSI: New York episode.
( Live or Let Die )

AAAH! My hearing just went all wonky, with one ear losing all hearing, and the other getting this hollow ringing sound, if that makes any sense. And what's up with this new 'current location' field?

Spoilers for the latest CSI: NY!
( Necrophilia Americana )

Also, it seems USA will be rerunning episodes of Heist an hour after it's aired on NBC. So I CAN watch it, after all! Happiness.

Sniff. I just watched the Criminal Intent episode "Happy Family", and I always tear up at the end, when the older brother is crying and saying "He didn't even raise a hand to stop me. He just kept asking why, why, and I couldn't tell him, because I didn't know! I didn't know!" Aw.

( Spoilers for the next season of Rescue Me )
( Spoilers for upcoming CSI: New York episodes )

Now, for some s'mores using Peeps! Mm.

Spoilers for the latest CSI: New York.
( Cool Hunter )

So... someone needs to write Danny/Hawkes ASAP. Not that I'm not still a Danny/Flack fan, because I am! But Danny and Hawkes together would be totally hot.

...Flack/Danny/Hawkes. Mm. I think I may have just died from pretty overload.