"I can't believe you said that! Apologize to the entire continent of England!"

colin_chaotic (8:50:19 PM): Huh. The LJ writer's block for today is 'how long could you survive by yourself in the wild?' It's a good question. I'm thinking... two hours, tops.
no_kant_no (8:50:35 PM): ...it would depend on where.
no_kant_no (8:50:57 PM): ...actually, nvm, I'd die anywhere.
colin_chaotic (8:51:15 PM): Hahaha, yeah. That was my thought - I was all, well, what supplies would I have? Wait, that wouldn't matter.
colin_chaotic (8:51:54 PM): Honestly, if I was by myself in the wild for longer than a day or two, no people, books, pets, TV, I'd probably off myself preemptively.
no_kant_no (8:52:02 PM): Exactly.
colin_chaotic (8:52:24 PM): I don't do well with boredom. I could handle starvation and weird diseases, but fuck boredom.

Finally went through and updated my rec journal (c_crecs) with all those stories I finished and left sitting open in a tab. Now I only have four windows of at least twenty open tabs worth of fics! (Deargodwhypleaseshootme.) I'm up to over 150 recs, too! Meaning that if I get bored and want to reread things, I actually have things to reread! Hooray!

Also, http://sonic-waffles.livejournal.com/5845.html . Because it's awesome and I want to close out that tab too, goddamnit.

Now, the eternal question: red Gatorade or hot chocolate?

Gah. Managed to get my paper written... about 400 words more than I needed, even. And with no sleep, of course, which makes my skin and hair and everything feel gross and I must resist the urge to wash my hands compulsively.

I've had a profile on FFN for over nine years now. NINE YEARS, YOU GUYS. I'm only nineteen, I don't need this pressure! (For your fyi that was too much tmi, I have been on LJ for 6.5 years.)

Also: wtf, last.fm? Why are my last three played songs the Jonas Brothers? I don't listen to them! I don't even have any of their songs on my iTunes, for cryin' out loud!

Speaking of, one day I should go through my profile and my communities and remove things that no longer apply/are deleted. I mean, I'm a member of over 600 communities. Over 200 of which are friended! Godineedalife.

I'm an old-school user, and I got the code for this journal for a HP RPG where I played Colin Creevey. Variations on his full name were taken, so I tried to think of words to describe Colin - and 'chaos' came to mind. Hence, colin_chaotic. Why haven't I changed it? Because I still love Colin (and chaos), and it amuses me when people think I'm a dude. Actually, I'm so using Colin as part of my official pseudonym. M. Colin Lee, how's that sound? I mean, other than like I've done some crack.

In other news, my cat totally scratched the inside of my right pinky. It keeps almost closing, and then I bend it and can actually feel it break open. Damn.

In 23 days, I will have been on LiveJournal for six years.

Oh yeah, I totally got an LJ when I was thirteen.

Oh yeah, I'm totally nineteen years old and wearing footy pajamas.

Y'all is so jealous.

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cultofreallives

Because, well, it really is a cult.

WALES MADE IT A GRAND SLAM FUCK YEAH SEAKING!!!!!!

And in other news, do you guys think I should rename this journal? You know, to something that's relevant and not referring to this journal's initial status of roleplaying a character who is now dead? Leevee is free, as is theadverb (adverbs end in '-ly', my name's Lee, you guys get it). Or should it be something else? Or should I keep this irrelevant name I've had for the last five years?

Poll #1154860 Renaming?
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 3

Should I rename my journal?

Either way, which of these would be a better name to rename it to?

Anything else you wish to say.

One other thing:

See the one guy who's looking at the camera? See the overly-decorated fan with the flag-cape and hat to his immediate lower right? FUCK YES THAT'S ME. I found this on the Wales rugby pictures site. And the guy it's centered on is one of the two that sang "I Touch Myself" to the Australian players.

Changed my journal subtitle: ...Jesus fucking Christ on a goddamn cracker, stop speaking the devil's otp!

This was Julia's reaction to my statement of Paula Abdul/Gary Busey OTP.

Julio's totes got a new LJ (I think she lost the password for the other one): no_kant_no. Everyone should def and go read her first entry, because it details the different fics she's currently working on, and the list is pretty hilarious. Go! Do it now!

Go back in your LJ and post the first meaningful sentence or two from each month (in other words, skip the meme crap).

January: Okay, wow. I'm not even sure what my reaction to that was, other than 'wow'.

February: Justin, Zane, Zack, Dan, and I got into an argument over who was the coolest: Dan and I totally agreed that it's Batman all the way, while the others were all, "No! Superman!"

March: Watching 'Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?': The question was a 2nd grade astronomy question, and I totally went all "Dude, I don't remember taking astr- oh. Right. I didn't have second grade."

April: I AM AWESOME!

May: Also, me and Julia have decided that when we grow up, we will move to England and marry gay British guys, and our husbands will date, and we'll live in townhomes next to each other, and we'll have like thirty cats and a bunch of Ukrainian children.

June: So Piper's birthday party was sort of awesome. Mostly because it is only amongst my friends that we can all act drunk and high without even going near illicit substances.

July: Okay, insanity break over. Back to watching a MSNBC thing about a bus full of children being buried four feet underground. And me and Julia making highly inappropriate comments.

August: God, why am I watching Murder on Spike TV? It makes me seethe with anger at stupid ppl.

September: My eye twitches. Save mah eye!!!!!

October: FINALLY. FINISHED. LEGACY. MIDTERM. 90% of it was bullshitted, of course. What else do you expect of me?

November: So, yesterday was pretty close to a perfect day.

December: Welcome, one and all, to the 'Lee panics the fuck out' hour!

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Quizzes and Personality Tests

( Which House Are YA? (I'm Hufflepuff) )

On the recent Strikethrough07 take two? My thoughts on yaoi: I don't really care, but the fact that someone in one of the posts was all angry and asking LJ how they felt when they'd been crying all night? PURE LULZ! Maybe it's my new, rather Zen outlook on life, but... really? I mean, getting that upset if it was your own journal being deleted, that I could understand, especially if you're like me and don't ever back anything up. But someone else? That you don't even know? That's... just wow.

So how long until everyone makes 'Blackout of '07' icons?

Also, did anybody else read that article on the blackout that SixApart's status page linked to and completely LOL over the Fruit of the Loom guy going all, "Sure there was an explosion. But we're Fruit of the Loom! We must go on!"

In other news, I found Legolas/Captain Jack Sparrow mpreg. This interests me a ridiculous amount.

Is LJ being a jackass to anybody else? It's totally screwing with my ability to leave comments. Let's see if this post even goes through.

( Shipping Meme )

First sentence posted, each month of 2006:

HAPPY 2006!

Fun fact of the day: my first real music video (I do not consider my POS Harry Potter/Bourne Identity/Highlander video set to "Walk Through the Fire" that I made in ninth grade to be a REAL music video) I ever made?

Can you name 21 people you can think of right off the top of your head?

Oh God oh God oh God OH EFFING GOD.

I totally just slept for twelve hours straight.

Boston U is now my uber-top, am-applying-early-decision, choice.

Right, so.

So.

I'm just kicking back, playing my Legacy household (one of the parents - not the founder, his wife - died, and I've currently got one teen, four children, and a pregnant founder, and until about a second ago that was two children and two toddlers), watching Roseanne, when I glance up and... catch Joss Whedon's name in the credits.

Someone, please, help me to shoot NBC's promo people.

It all started, as most things in my life did back then, with me coming off of a ten-hour long sugar high.

My school's kinda cool.

Because I do love procrastination from Nano, despite there being far too short a time left before it's over, and I'm still 8K short...

If My LJ Were Its Own Fandom:

a. Who would people ship me with?
b. Who would be my arch-nemesis?
c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like?
d. When or how did I/will I jump the shark?
e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.
f. What would a typical badfic involve?
g. Who would be the BNFs (Big Name Fans) in my fandom?
h. Why would my fandom end up on fandom_wank?

You know, if I were any sort of mod at all, I'd go through and tag all the posts to detectiveseely.

Yeah, that's not happening. You know what's happening? Sleep. Because I'm going to be at CU Boulder all day tomorrow and am hoping to get my mom to take me to see the Departed tomorrow, too. (Or, as I call it, that movie with like criminals and cops and lots of hot guys that will probably confuse me, but hey, eyecandy.)

I'm a dirty, dirty whore, and therefore kept anon and self comments. So THERE.

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Well, damn. It appears I'm still in sixth grade. Of course, on the upside, sixth grade is approximately the reading level that newspapers aim at. Hey, I could totally write for a newspaper! Par-tay!

Also, Ugly Betty is the most awesomest awesome to ever grace ABC's blighted scheduling. It's hilarious, heartwarming, and the lead hot guy? At one point, completely looked like David Monahan. And then looked totally like Christian Kane. Just plain hot. Don't look at promo material to judge him, his EW photo made him look horrible, you HAVE to see him in action to see the hot.

CSI and Shark were also kickass tonight. I actually don't mind the over dramatic ending of last week's CSI, it was handled well. Although I saw far more of Danny Bonaduce than I ever needed to, thanks CSI.