"I can't believe you said that! Apologize to the entire continent of England!"

Me: "Imma just gonna undo my pants and relax."
Mom: "...we really are redneck." Pause. "...says the woman making Tuna Helper. I knew it, but I didn't want to accept it!"

Me, talking to Mom on the phone: "Do you want to talk to Dad?"
Mom: "Nah, just tell him that I love him, and miss him, and I'll see him in a week."
Me, hollering across the living room and kitchen: "DAD! Mom says she loves you, misses you, and will see you in a week!"
Dad, hollering back: "'KAY."

We're all about the love in my family, yo.