"I can't believe you said that! Apologize to the entire continent of England!"

So, I started the latest release in the Ender-verse, A War of Gifts. And I'm sorry Crazy Tom, I still love you, but... I may <3 Zeck Morgan more. I know, I know. It's the crazy religious-cult aspect! I can't help it! You'll always be my favorite of the jeesh, you know that. I just have a new favorite crazy.

(Bcuz rly, you weren't too crazy. You were just not a fan of stupid. Which I can so relate to. But I need my real!crazy.)

Now, as a present:
( MOAR PICS OF MY NANO CHARAS )

( Before I fully realized it, it was time for the first real day of school. )

( In Which There is a Brief Interlude Involving Zack and Oly. )

So, if you eat AquaDots they turn into GHB.

...this is hilarious. Srsly. I am laughing my fuckin' ass off over here.

In honor of the lazy children's product of the year being a date rape drug, I give you the second installment of my Nano!

( In Which There is Freshmen Orientation... And a Surprise! And Yet More Footnotes. )

( In Which Footnotes Abound )

As a twelve year old high schooler raised by his father and his father's boyfriend, Zack Galloway never really had a chance to fit in. When (thanks to making slacking an art form) he's kicked into an alternative schooling program, he's shocked to learn that there exists a place where he sets the standard for normalcy. Hijinks, of a sort, ensue, as Zack settles into the program (referred to by most as the Basement of Slackers, Psychos, and Stoners). There's also his unorthodox family to deal with: dad Ryan, a private eye; Ryan's longtime boyfriend Max, a public defender; Kit Maddox, Zack's adopted older brother, plus his wife and children (and his best friend and his wife's brother); and Augustus and Olympias Turati, Zack's other adopted siblings (adopted after an incident where their mother kidnapped and tortured Ryan). And then, of course, his mother shows up, wanting to take him back after dropping him at age three. Add in a first girlfriend, first boyfriend, the Basement not being all that it seems, and Zack Galloway is in for one hell of a freshman year.

( The Characters, so far )