"I can't believe you said that! Apologize to the entire continent of England!"

...damn, I'm gonna have to watch at least one episode of L&O:SVU this season, because Kyle Gallner is apparently guest-starring. And I am Kyle Gallner's bitch.

But it good news, since Southern Fried Actor (er, Fred Thomspon) is running for president, I think this means no more reruns with him as DA. Which means old school L&O! *parties like it's 9*

So when I got back from class (and yes, I finally got my sharp pointy object for fencing, and yes Spanish is still just as easy as it was before - but NEWS! Devon invited me to be part of a Serenty RPG group!), me and my mum went down to Southlands, ate at Olive Garden, went to Lane Bryants and got tons of clothes (srsly), and then went to Borders where I got the Serenity RPG book and the latest Bloody Jack book, which I am kind of obsessed with.

I also realized that I'll be in the UK when Terry Pratchett's next book comes out! And when the third Dexter book comes out, but I'm not sure if it's being released simultaneously in the UK.

Oh, and btw: one week from now I'll be on a plane to Wales (well, okay, to London; then we'll take the train to Cardiff); and in two days? I'LL BE EIGHTEEN! Part-ay!

Such a nice way to wake up.

NOT.

Yeah, I got up, ate a few leftover nachos... and promptly threw them up. Ugh.

EDIT: Okay, I was watching this episode of Law & Order about prosecuting a lady who had helped with this, basically, anti-Vietnam protest (with extra murder!) in 1971. She winds up getting Man 1, eight-and-a-third to 25 years. McCoy says, "She'll be in jail until 2003. I think the 60s will be over by then."

OH MCCOY. YOU AND YOUR POWERS OF TELLING THE FUTURE!

Hee. I'm watching a Law & Order episode where the bad guy is a mob-connected guy named Bumpy.

SO reminded me of Thumper (and, hell, Bootsy) on Veronica Mars.

Me and my mom went and saw Something New after school today. It's hilarious, and awesome, and unlike most romantic comedies I wasn't hiding my face and cringing for half the movie as the characters embarass themselves. David Monahan had only a tiny bit part, like one or two lines, but damn: he looks hot in a suit. Mm.

(PS: This chick on the L&O episode looks like Gia from VM. Creep-eh. ... oh. It looked like her because it WAS her. Heh. Fancy that. AND BRISCOE JUST SAID 'COHONES'!)

BWAHA! I was watching an old Law & Order rerun (I think the first with Abbie), and at the end, McCoy basically extends a peace offering to Abbie and sticks his hand out for her to shake. She grabs his wrist, turns his hand so the palm's up, and then slaps it and walks off with a grin.

And now, off to chiropractor!

"She wasn't really my type."
"How so?"
"She read F. Scott Fitzgerald. I just drank like him."

Ducky! On Law & Order! ZOMG! I knew it was him before the camera even swung around! I heard the voice, and I went "Ducky? NCIS doesn't show on TNT!", but sure enough, there he was. And still is. Hee.

Pretty interesting episode. And hee, the lab tech - who looks freakily like Chip - just jumped up on the counter to chat with the detectives. And the rock star guy is kinda hot. Um. I'm going now.

EDIT: AHAHAHAHA!

[A suspect claims she has a birth certificate naming the victim as her mother.]
Curtis, gesturing to Briscoe: "Give me fifty bucks, in a half hour I'll have a birth certificate saying he's my mother."

[After they scam the suspect into giving up blood.]
Ross: "Nice. You must have sold bridges in a prior life."

Come on folks! Someone has to be able to guess more pairings I love! http://www.livejournal.com/users/colin_chaotic/351188.html

Fooooolks, I constantly rant over my favorite ships! Do you just skip over everything I write? HUH, DO YOU?!?!

Ross: "You're a bastard."
Defense guy/ex-husband: "I'm a zealous advocate for my client."

Briscoe: "The property clerk's going to want this back, I think he's been making his sandwiches with it."

Schiff: "Take the rest of the week off!"
McCoy: "It's Friday, Adam."
Schiff: "So it is. See you Monday."

Hey, crispy critter! Uhm, I mean, poor person burned to death. Aw.

Franco! On SUV! Episode "Counterfeit". I shoulda expected it, as RM and L&O both film in NYC.

And that guy looks familiar, too. I either saw him on a L&O (original) episode earlier, or on Oz. Lemme see if I can figure it out.

...and I am SO wrong. So VERY VERY WRONG. He played Fred on Roseanne.

This episode also features an actor who has played a total of eight DIFFERENT roles between original flavor and SUV.

...damn. I don't even WATCH CSI: Miami, and I recognized their not!Greg in a five second bit at the beginning of a Law & Order episode. And it takes me HOW long to recognize the differences between female actors on shows I watch religiously? Damn. I better hope that when I become a cop, all the suspects are guys. Or I'll be screwed.

I may be pathetic, but at least I know which episodes are ripped from the headlines (and which events were the real life counterparts), so it's not like I'm totally seperated from reality over here. Just partially.

Southerlyn: "Do you really think that she would lie on the stand just to piss off her mother?"
McCoy: "You tell me. You were a teenage girl once."
Southerlyn: *hm... look*

Line from L&O, re: a bus-full of cooked immigrants.

"You cooked the books, he cooked the people!"

McCoy looks like he's going to explode whenever he's crossexamining someone. I wonder how his heart is.

L&O Preview: "How does someone commit murder from... inside a PRISON?!?!"
Me: "Ryan O'Reily!"

After me chatting away about "Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner" and all the crazy kids Veronica babysat, Katie (from school) and I had this convo:

QuietRiot288: Children *scoffs* They should all be killed. Only adults have a right to live.
Otakulee: Haha! I remember you stating that point of view in Bob's once.
QuietRiot288: Really? Damn, now I'M repetative.
Otakulee: *smirk*
QuietRiot288: *Submits her application with the essay about children's rights*
Otakulee: Wow. The irony has made me ded.

You know those two games I was talking about here? So totally just got them, and Law & Order: CI. Between these and (which I just wrote as 'ands') the fourth season of 21 Jump Street coming out November 1st, NaNo might actually be a time squeeze for me. Hum. Intriguing.

I also found this: http://www.livejournal.com/community/bodyandsoul100/ . Fanfic100 for originals. I might join after Nano, if Lake hasn't made me sick of him yet.


Oh, and McCoy looks weird in civvies. Like, creepy. DUDE, BUTTON YOUR SHIRT! ALL THE WAY! You may be disturbingly sexy in the Great Gatsby, but this is not then.

BWAHA! A college-aged couple is charged with murdering their child. The judge recommends them not to meet without consul.

Guy: "We can't even see each other?"
Judge: "I don't want you creating any more victims."

Also, Schillinger calling someone ELSE a narcissistic bitch. I love Law & Order.