Leevee (colin_chaotic) wrote,
Leevee
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Holy fucking shit.

Holy fucking shit.

Goddamn bird gave me a freakin' heart attack.

Now, after a few deep breaths, I shall tell you what happened.


I walked over to the door, opened the wooden door, and peered out the screen door, checking for my mum, right? Well, out of nowhere, this bird zooms out, like 60 mph, right in front of my face. It swerved to the side like an inch away. I thought the frickin' thing was dive-bombing me!

Oi. The birds here are insane and terribly pampered by my mum. We have a nest of pigeons on our overhang on the roof, for Lud's sake!

Sidenote: I shall now be using Lud instead of God, in regard to my current obsession with Obernewtyn. I got Farseekers and Ashling, yay!!!

Oh, and Brad Paisley's song Celebrity rocks! I'm contemplating singing it for my high school's Talent Show.

Have some lyrics!:
Someday I'm gonna be famous,
Do I have talent, well, no.
These days you don't really need it,
Thanks to reality shows

Can't wait to date a supermodel,
Can't wait to sue my dad.
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari
On my way to rehab....

Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
You can act just like a fool
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV.
I can throw major fits
When my latte isn't just how I like it
They say I've gone insane,
I'll blame it on the fame,
And the pressures that go with
Being a celebrity
uh huh

I get to cry to Barbara Walters,
When things don't go my way.
I'll get community service
No matter which law I break

I'll make the supermarket tabloids,
They'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down,
The more my price goes up!

Cause when you're a Celebrity,
It's adios reality.
No matter what you do,
People think you're cool,
Just 'cause you're on TV.
I can fall in and out of love,
Have marriages that barely last a month.
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on fame
And say it's just so tough,
Being a celebrity

So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of fun in the sun.
We'll be real world bachelors
Jackass millionaires
Hey, Hey, Hollywood
Here we come!
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