Colorado is just... weird.

"I don't think Coloradans want this state to fall off the edge politically." - From the news.

Screw that, this is Colorado. Let's worry about psychologically falling off the edge, shall we?

Also: There's a University of Denver High School. No joke. Colorado is freaking screwed up, I'm blaming the thin atmosphere, because there's no other explanation. I love my effed up state.