Shane, upon seeing Cross's Hannibal-esque cell: "Please don't tell me you've just eaten the guard's liver?"
Cross (after being asked if he had killed the chairman): "If I wanted to kill you, I could stab you in the heart with a ballpoint pen, slit your throat with an index card, or merely deliver a crushing blow to your nose to jam the bones into your brain. But I would never stab you in the back."
DD: *whispers* "All of this?" *gestures to the cell* "Beginning to make sense."
Cassie: "So, in a roundabout way, you're saying 'not guilty'?"
DD: "...and I can do a wicked impression of Weird Al!" *Cassie looks at her* "What? You've heard it."
Cassie: "I thought you were doing Tom Arnold."
DD: "Why would anyone do Tom Arnold?"
Hee. She Spies rocks. You should all watch, and become obsessed, and join the shippage of Cross and Cassie. Yo.
Cassie: *watching some barmaid people doing this slut dance* "I don't think my body bends like that..."
DD: "I don't think it's meant to..."