Me, talking to myself about the Trio: "They're cute, and they're fun, and I love them, but they're kind of morons."
It sounds very funny with my dead voice and the odd tone I said it in, I swear.
"Where'd he learn to dance like that?"
"I dunno. Probably because he's gay."
"Oh. One of my moms is gay."
"Yeah. She can't dance well though. She did build our house."
Will & Grace rox my sox, yo.
"Jane on a school team. How sad. But wait. If she's the sad one, then why I am the one talking to myself?
And more importantly, why am I waiting for an answer?"
Daria is fun.
"Do you mind? This is a private conversation." Daria, to a girl who had closed her locker near her.
"Go. Go. Kick butt." Daria, cheering.
Daria is scarily like me. Should I be worried?
Mum: "Sam, Ross the Intern, and David Spade all on Leno?"
Me: "It's like 'neurotic freaks r us'!"
Mum: "Your favourite!"
Me: "Yep!" *grin*
I've trained her well.