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March 28th, 2004

MST3K - fish

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You Are a Plain Ole Cup of Joe


But don't think plain - instead think, uncomplicated

You're a low maintenance kind of girl... who can hang with the guys

Down to earth, easy going, and fun! Yup, that's you: the friend everyone invites.

And your dependable too. Both for a laugh and a sympathetic ear.




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MST3K - fish

She Spies Quotes -- I love this show

Jack Wilde: If he gets those hands on those trade secrets the livelihoods of thousands of factory workers are at stake.
Cassie McBain: So is this another one of those conversations where we both know all these things but for some reason we have to say them out loud?
Jack Wilde: Yeah, I guess so.

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Amy: Who the hell are you people?
Shane Phillips: We're ex-cons working for a clandestine group to take down low-lifes likes you.
Mica: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Cassie McBain: Yeah, everyone always says that.
Shane Phillips: Right before we kick their asses.

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Cassie McBain: There are things I'd rather be doing than dying.
Shane Phillips: Playing miniature golf.
Cassie McBain: Wallpapering the guest bedroom.
Shane Phillips: Watching the second season of 'The Bachelor.'
[pause]
Shane Phillips: Nah.
Cassie McBain: Rather be dying.

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D.D. Cummings: We're going to watch some fun and age-appropriate TV... We so don't want to watch two soap stars talking about having an affair.
[changes channel]
D.D. Cummings: Or someone planning a murder.
[changes channel]
D.D. Cummings: Or discussing incest.
[changes channel]
D.D. Cummings: Or planning to murder someone they had an incestuous affair.
[changes channel]
D.D. Cummings: Or talk shows about cross-dressers.
[changes channel]
D.D. Cummings: Or talk shows about incestuous cross-dressers who murder.
[changes channel]
D.D. Cummings: Or divorce court. Or people's court.
[changes channel]
D.D. Cummings: Or recreated murders that end up in court.
[changes channel]
D.D. Cummings: Or Cedric.

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Shane Phillips: We've got 'She Spy' action figures.
D.D. Cummings: We have 'She Spy' action figures?
Shane Phillips: Yeah. You wind them up and they dare you to find their time slot.

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Cassie McBain: I love a man whose mildly assertive. No, I don't. I always get those two confused.

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Cassie McBain: It looks like something Kandinsky threw up on. What? Dennis Miller's gone, somebody's got to make pretentious semi-obscure references.

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Shane Phillips: Why don't you leave the whole 'I'm too good for the whole world' look to the professionals?
Andrea: And maybe you should leave that sassy but Sassoon look to the late night action adventure shows?

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D.D. Cummings: It'd be really great if there was something really hard and really scary that you had to do, and you could somehow zoom to the part where you're done and you're fine.
[jump-cut from them on the roof of a building to inside]
Cassie McBain: That worked great!

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Cassie McBain: [preparing to houseclean] It's 2100 hours. We all know our assignments. With a precise coordinated attack we should be able to complete our attack by 0300 hours. Ready? (sits down) Or we could just relax, watch 'Sex and the City', and hope the cleaning fairies show up tonight.

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D.D. Cummings: So we've gone from imprisoned hardened couch potatoes to freedom-loving couch potatoes?
Cassie McBain: Yeah, but now we have the choice to be worthless and lazy.

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D.D. Cummings: You know, I used to clean my own cell. I was once even named 'Inmate of the Month'. Never got to use the parking space, though.

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D.D. Cummings: What's a plethora?
Shane Phillips: 'Flora' with a lisp.

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Jack Wilde: Give me a J.Lo.
Bartender: What's that?
Jack Wilde: Whatever you want - just put it in a big-ass glass.

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Cassie McBain: Sorry, it's just not one of those stories you enjoy retelling...
[cut to flashback]
Cassie McBain: but I'll try.
Shane Phillips: What's going on?
Cassie McBain: It's a flashback. If we were on TV, there'd be those fuzzy little edges all around the picture.
D.D. Cummings: Wow...

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Jack Wilde: In regards to our roles, maybe we should be wacky siblings?
Cassie McBain: Can we still be married?
Jack Wilde: In certain parts of Kentucky and West Virginia. And for anyone from those lovely states who might have overhead, I was of course making a joke.

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Murray: 'Courtesy is the weakness of the noble.' I always wanted to say that after a cool fight.

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[in the middle of a clip episode]
Jack Wilde: That's odd - my memory seems to be coming back in perfectly-packaged little scenes.

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Jack Wilde: Hey! Come back here. I ordered a Diet Coke. Not this generic and fizz-free soft drink that looks like a prop on some first-run syndicated TV show.

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[to a suspect]
Shane Phillips: You've got a record longer than Inna-Gadda-Davida!

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Jack Wilde: Dr. Franco, it's happening again. The unshakeable feeling I'm a sidekick whose only purpose is to give exposition in an action-adventure show!

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[watching a tape of Indigo]
D.D. Cummings: Why is he telling us exactly what he's going to do?
Shane Phillips: That's cocky.
Indigo: I'll tell you why and yes, it is cocky. I'm so good at outguessing you authority types I knew what your last two statements were.
Jack Wilde: He is good.
Indigo: [still on tape] Aren't I just?

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Shane Phillips: This is torture!
Nicky: Torture, nah, recovering for a month in a hospital bed after a job, losing the remote, and having to sit through a TVLand marathon of "The Wayan Brothers" - now that's torture.

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Jack Wilde: [voiceover] While both sides have valid points of view, the producers of 'She Spies' wish to state that we take no stand whatsoever on the issue of animal testing, as we lack the moral fiber to take a strong position on anything at all.

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Margo: If my father would have relaxed every now and then, maybe he wouldn't have put that gun in his mouth.
Cassie McBain: Your father committed suicide?
Margo: No, just put a gun in his mouth. Was going for a world record with a Winchester rifle - all he could manage was a Colt .45. I tell you, that man had cheeks like a Hefty Bag.

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Cassie McBain: And how many double agents can you have before everybody is just a double-agent, and nobody's just an agent-agent anymore?
Shane Phillips: (thinks about it) Six.
Cassie McBain: Really? I didn't know that.
Shane Phillips: I'm pretty sure it's in the handbook.

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Cassie McBain: [hitting a bad guy with a sled named Rosebud] I just Kaned a Citizen. I love action quips.

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D.D. Cummings: Don't drink that!
Green: Why not?
D.D. Cummings: Why not?
Green: Yes, why not?
D.D. Cummings: Why not what?
Green: Why not drink that?
D.D. Cummings: Why not drink what?
Green: Why not drink that.
D.D. Cummings: Why not drink that?
Green: Yes, why not drink that.
D.D. Cummings: Why not drink what?
Green: Why not drink that.
D.D. Cummings: This isn't very good banter, is it.
Green: Not really. Maybe we should move on.

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Jack Wilde: Ooh. Refresh my memory - middle finger straight up mean you're number one in customer satisfaction?

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Jack Wilde: So what you're saying is, if we we start with how, that'll help us figure out who, when, where, and why?
Dr. Marks: Forget about who - when we find out the where, we'll know the who.
Jack Wilde: How will where tell us who?
Dr. Marks: Isn't this getting a little bit convoluted?
Jack Wilde: How?
Dr. Marks: How?
Jack Wilde: Or why?
Dr. Marks: What?
Jack Wilde: I don't know.

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Shane Phillips: You don't even care if I understand your jokes, right?
D.D. Cummings: I care - but it's not critical.

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Cassie McBain: Would've been better with ninjas.
Shane Phillips: That's what we were saying.
D.D. Cummings: You think so too?
Cassie McBain: Absolutely, the noises they make and the way they always travel in groups. And how about how they let one finish fighting before the other jumps in
Shane Phillips: Yeah, we forgot about that. They are so polite.
D.D. Cummings: I like that about ninjas.
MST3K - fish

Gacked

RULES
1. Put your birth month in an entry.
2. Strike out anything that doesn’t apply to you.
3. Bold the four that best apply to you.
4. Put all twelve months under a livejournal cut.

SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.



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