April 14th, 2004

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Lindseh...

Mwa. Haha. Ha. And whatever.

I neeeeeed mah Lindsey! 8PM, come real fast (or I'll sing a Chipmunks song)!

Also: HHART today. I believe we're watching X2 and discussing the hoyay of Bobby and Pyro. No, no, we're actually discussing the whole "discrimination" part. Ah well. Get to watch the hoyay, and the hotness that is Pyro and Cyke.

And I've got Teen V.O.I.C.E. on Monday to discuss the LotR roleplaying days this summer. Damn, I hope I'm here. As I'm of three who have even read ONE of the books, and even if I've only read the Hobbit, I read fanfics and can point out errors in the movies with the best of them. I don't know Elvish, although I do know that pictograph writing from the Artemis Fowl trilogy (seriously. The writing at the top of the pages tells a really effed up story if you have patience to memorize fairy lingo).
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Ha! Little kids rock.

I got this off of FAPark


A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.

1. Better to be safe than......................punch a 5th grader.
2. Strike while the............................bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before..................Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of............termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but...........how?
6. Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty.
7. No news is..................................impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a......................Mr..
9. You can't teach an old dog new..............math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll..........stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust............................me.
12. The pen is mightier than the...............pigs.
13. An idle mind is............................the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's................pollution.
15. Happy the bride who........................gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is...........................not much.
17. Two's company, three's.....................the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what...........you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and........you have to
blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as..................Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not.............spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed...............get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you...........see in the picture on
the box.
24. When the blind leadeth the blind............get out of the way.
And the favorite:
25. Better late than............................pregnant
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I Am Dah Bitch

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Wanna know what's fun? Being a bitch! It's awesomely fun when you're not even paying attention to the heated arguement! I see the appeal of early Cordy and Lilah. Because damn, pissing other people off, stepping back and smirking ROCKS! Ha.

And I should probably keep it in check tomorrow, no sense in pissing off the people I actually like. Side note: All the writing by Ryuu no Megami was in giant blue font. Then she switched it to larger, it was effing flooding the screen with the word 'the'. I wasn't even annoyed by that, but then her saying that it was normal? Uh, yeah, in preschool chatrooms, perhaps?
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