October 24th, 2004

MST3K - fish


NCIS Special Agent:
You must be 21 to 37 years old.
You must have an accredited baccalaureate degree.
You must have vision correctable to 20/20 with normal color vision.
You must be a U.S.-born or naturalized U.S. citizen.
You must pass a background suitability screening.
Applicants are not required to enlist in the Navy or Marine Corps... have preexisting military or law enforcement experience, such experience is often desireable... or have any particular Knowledge, Skills and Abilities (KSAs).

FBI Agent:
Only applicants possessing the following critical skills will be processed at this time:
Accounting/Finance (Accounting/Finance Degree/CPA/or at least 2 years relative work experience)
Computer Science or other Information Technology specialties
Fluent in a Foreign Language
Intelligence Experience
Law Experience
Law Enforcement or other Investigative Experience
Military Experience
Science (such as Physics, Chemistry, Mathematics, Biology, Nursing, Bio-chemistry, Forensics, Medical Specialties, etc.)

Gee, guess which I've refined my plans of the future to?

Granted, I want to join an agency in a research capacity, but still.
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