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March 9th, 2005

MST3K - fish

Story-in-progress

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Currently: A crossover between NCIS and the Hitchcock Sewell books (based on the idea that Tony, formerly of Baltimore homicide, would have heard at least a couple of tales about the mortician.) Possibly a Veronica Mars crossover as well. And maybe even Buffy, if I feel like it.
MST3K - fish

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Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
Alfred E. Newman

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.
G. Gordon Liddy

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
Woody Allen (1935 - )

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.
Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 10-30-03

If crime went down 100%, it would still be 50 times higher than it shoud be.
Councilman John Bowman commenting on the high crime in Washington

We find no evidence that Congress intended to modify the nostrum to read, 'crime does not pay, except for attorney's fees.'
Justice Byron R. White

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.
Mignon McLaughlin

If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.
Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, D.C.

I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
David Dinkins, mayor of New York City

The solving of almost every crime mystery depends on something which seems, at the first glance, to bear no relation whatever to the original crime.
Elsa Barker