Is it weird that I find the Burger King dude far more scary than Darth Vader? Cause dude, totally.
You guys seen this new 'Bounce 'Round Water Slides' crap? Since when has Slip'n'Slides not been enough? Gosh, today's kids. Nothin's good enough for 'em.
Not only is there a case of the plague in Colorado - that's right, the freaking plague, maaaaan - but in California, a girl's rugby coach got the crap beaten out of him. Hah. The news amuses me.