"I can't believe you said that! Apologize to the entire continent of England!"

A&E showed the "Elephant in the Room" episode of Crossing Jordan today! I adore that episode, man. "Get some sleep, you look like crap. I got this covered."

...Oh man. I just had a horrible, terrible thought. Matt Seely? Could totally be related to Shawn Spencer from Psych. Or at the very least, be friends. And what is it with me and wanting to write obscure crossovers? Sigh.

Anyway, the episode also reminded me that I need to go see the Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green. Because I need to see David Monahan on the big screen for longer than the three seconds he got on Something New.

I picked up this book of various story prompts, right? The first one I opened it to was something like 'The lead singer of an anarchist rock band moonlights as a government operative'. So I, randomly, decided the band would be named Anarachnoid, with a logo that looks vaguely like this:

Yeah. So. I don't have a life, obviously. Furthermore, the character in question is Agent Steven Rikkemann, who goes by the name 'Striker' in the band. I need help.

Anyway, turns out Lance Bass is gay! Of course, my response on seeing the headline 'N*Sync member says he's gay' was "Which one?", so... Yeah. Not exactly the most shocking revelation in history. And evidentally he's in a committed relationship with some dude from the Amazing Race - I saw a picture of him, they'd be cute together. Heh. I have no life.