"I can't believe you said that! Apologize to the entire continent of England!"

HAH. I am, perhaps, spending too much time reading Naruto fanfics, but what else am I to do when there's brilliance such as someone, to demonstrate why obsessions are bad, uses the example of two enemies, one holding a bowl of ramen hostage, the other a small child. Which would he rescue?

And the best part is, Naruto can't answer that!