Do you drink [alcohol]?: Sometimes. Like, a sip every three months sometimes.
Do you party a lot? How often?: If your idea of party is anything over than laughing yourself breathless in a tiny car with three other people on the way to a G-rated movie, then... no.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: No. Hell, I don't use them at all.
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: A lot. Scarily a lot. Like, all the time a lot.
Do you skip classes? How often?: I did, about once a week, but my mother will have my head mounted on her wall if I don't stop. Also, I'm trying to get into college summer programs, ditching isn't good for that.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: Yeah. Right. I'm fifteen and have never had a boyfriend or been on a date, genius. I probably won't have sex until I'm married, anyway.
Do you steal?: Sometimes, but it's little kid stealing. I.e., a piece of candy.
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: No.
Do you drool over celebrities?: Eric Szmanda, mmm... Michael Weatherly, mmm... Christian Kane, mmm... That is, yes.
Do you watch a lot of TV?: Depends on the day. Mondays are dead-air, except for the 5-7 CSI block on Spike TV. Tuesdays are pretty busy, I've got 5-7 CSI, 7-8 NCIS, 8-9 Veronica Mars, and 9-10 Law & Order SVU. Does that answer the question, or should I continue?
Do you ever watch the News?: Sometimes. But not with other people, because I never know exactly what to show on my face if they're reporting that someone died. I don't want to seem callous to my mother or anyone, but I don't want her to "console" me or anything either.
Do you even care about world issues?: Hard to say. If you mean have an opinion, generally no. If you mean are interested in, then hell yes.
Do you read books often?: Yep. Lately it's all non-fiction though, which is pretty scary.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: Er, yes. Most can be pulled up pretty easy, though. But Sociology has no extra credit, and I have no idea what's going on in Japanese.
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: When we can get together, sure. But out of about eight of us who call each other and are pretty close, one has a car. One! Even though four have driver's liscenses and all the rest but one have permits.
Do you smoke cigarettes?: No.
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: Not really. Whenever me and my friends get together it's either at their house or at a movie theatre.
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: Dude. I have a crush on a STUDENT TEACHER. And a rugby player. And that kid who sits behind me in class. And that kid who used to sit next to me in another class but now sits further away. And- you get the idea.
Do you cuss a lot?: Yeah. But pretty light cursing. 'Damn', 'bloody', 'bastard', 'hell'. I mean, Justin was blasting "Minority" in the car and Casey and I were singing, and I had to wince-sing the f-word.
Are you intelligent?: Hell yes.
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: No.
Black eyeliner?: No. No makeup at all, actually.
Black eyeshadow?: No.
Black trenchcoat?: I've got a gray-green London Fog, but that's as close as I get.
Black boots?: No. I've got these really cute black shoes that look like they're fashionable, though.
Black fishnets?: No.
Black nail polish?: I have some, somewhere, but I don't wear nail polish.
Heavy metal music?: Hee, I like country and pop-punk.
Marilyn Manson?: He/she is creepy as all hell.
Cradle of Filth?: Uh?
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: No.
Do you like to be seen as a nice guy: Eh.
Are you an intellectual?: Sort of.
An atheist?: No.
Horrible home life?: No.
Hopelessly depressed?: No.
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: Is that a word? And no.
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: Heehee, I used to have plaid PJ bottoms that I wore to school. But no.
Big black boots?: No.
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: No piercings at all, actually.
Loud, confident and opinionated?: Oh, terribly loud. But not too confident or opinionated.
Wild hair colors?: My hair is permanently streaked a washed out green color that looks terrible. I'm so going orange-red, yo. Call me Weasley.
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: Do I know about them, yes. Do I care about them, no.
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: When I was in kindergarten, 156.
Do you watch a lot of sports?: I've been watching rugby on the Fox Sports channel.
Play a lot of sports?: Starting rugby in January.
Talk a lot about sports?: Eh, sometimes.
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: Not really.
Are you arrogant?: Sometimes, yes.
Are you a male or female *beep*?: A beep? I think not.
Are you homophobic?: No.
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: No, I tease 'em 'cos that's how I show affection.
Being bitchy and evil to others but really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: My attention really can't last long enough to understand that sentance.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers?: No.
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearance?: No.
Have you ever been on a diet?: No.
How much did you lose?: N/A.
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: N/A.
Make yourself throw up?: No.
Low-cut tops?: No.
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: No, but I chew on it sometimes.
Giggle a lot?: Yep.
What's the deal with boys?: They're pretty cute, but put them with another guy and their collective IQ gets cut in half.
YM, Teen, Cosmo, ect?: Occasionally have good pictures.
Who's the weaker sex?: Neither.
Are you a feminist?: No.
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: Mm. Mmmmmmmmm.
How often do you shave your legs?: Every couple of days.
How about your armpits?: Every other day.
Are you emotional?: Sometimes.
This Or That
Originality or Acceptance?: Acceptance. Following the norm is more original these days than anything else.
Stability or Freedom?: Stability.
Personal or Interpersonal?: Uh...
Introvert or Extrovert?: Extrovert.
Popularity or Isolation?: Popularity.
Unique or Loved?: Loved.
Understood or Individual?: Understood.
You or Them?: Me.