Take the first sentence from the first entry of each month in 2004 and put it in a paragraph. (I didn't count links as sentences, and nor did I count 'dramatic sentencing'.)
My first words of the new year were "Welcome to the year of the cat!". Sent a chill down my spine. It's freezing in here, my English teacher's an A-class moron, my nose is runny, I posted new ficage, and I'm losing intrest in the Internet. I. Love. This. SHOW! You're so pretty, you were made by ALIENS. DUDE. An onion bagel with cream cheese, an English muffin with butter, and orange juice. The last day of Ren Fest was awesome. Yes, folks, I am now wearing socks for the first time in three months. "Isn’t it a wonderful world, where I can find a section on Assyro-Babylonian mythology in a book I randomly take off the library shelf?" Wanna know how big of a loser I am? So, I'm going to go see Alexander today after school.
Hey, creepy, that really does sum up my year! Creepy. And then I made my own:
Take the last sentence from the last entry of each month in 2004 and put it in a paragraph.
Colin nods, pauses, glares. And I'm really tired of always putting Law & Order for my music. "Oh, bugger." Quite a bit past. Funny, sometimes sarcastic. You get the idea. I'm going as a bandit, and Midget's going as a pirate, ought to be fun! My short attention span caused my (entirely cute) Intro to Programming teacher to notice me! So it's aaaaaall good. Shuddup. Guess what I'm making my mother get me for Christmas? Of course, I'm also totally being forced to do my Geometry homework, but still.
Is it bad that that sounds more coherent than my real entries?
Things I've noticed that I generally like in a guy, revised from an entry in June:
Hair Length: Around the ears
Hair Colour: Any shade of brown
Hair Other: Neat, straight
Eye Colour: Brown
Height: My height, with a two inch leeway either taller or shorter
Weight: Not skinny
Personality: Funny, sometimes sarcastic
http://www.livejournal.com/users/colin_chaotic/161937.html All my suspections were dead on. I miss Mr. S, man!
http://www.livejournal.com/users/colin_chaotic/162348.html Haha, I remember that. Back when I did my Geometry homework! Good times, good times.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/colin_chaotic/164920.html I MISS IVAN SERGEI ON TV!!!!