"I don't like fruit," he explains. "No offense."
Only his "no offense" offends me.
My favorite part of the book so far (I'm on page 60, just started reading it a half hour ago) is either the Homecoming Pride Parade (cheerleaders on motorcycles! Drag homecoming queen/star quarterback!) or the scene when Tony and Paul are doing each other's homework and speaking in a nonsense language.
[My dad's] job is to take a portion of the profits that come from selling TP and give the money away to underfunded school programs. He is a walking example of why our country is such a strange and unbelievable place.
Page 74. Spiff is my hero.
Okay, enough of that. I've finished the book, and I promise not to continue on and on about it. Promise!