"What? I'd never burn a backpack! But that would be really cool... Take this C- history project." *grabs wooden Viking longboat* "Did you know that Vikings didn't bury their dead, they put them on boats and lit them on fire?" *slides boat into furnace, humming a song*
"Ooh! Quesedilla! Ow!"
"Although I did not know... Earl? Personally. This is going to be so cool!" *tosses backpack into furnace*