nce upon a time there has a young WATCHER named ANDREW. He was ANNOYEDLY RUNNING in the DARK forest when he met FAST JONATHAN, a run-away SLAYER from the SLOW Queen AMANDA.
ANDREW could see that FAST JONATHAN was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his HAPPY PIZZA. FAST JONATHAN was thankful for ANDREW's PIZZA, so he told ANDREW a very ANGRY story about Queen AMANDA's daughter ANYA. How her mother, the SLOW Queen AMANDA, kept her locked away in a WATCHER'S COUNCIL protected by a gigantic WOLF, because ANYA was so GLOOMY.
ANDREW SLAYED. He vowed to FAST JONATHAN the SLAYER that he would save the GLOOMY ANYA. He would SCREAM the WOLF, and take ANYA far away from her eveil mother, the SLOW Queen AMANDA, and GO her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a HYPER DEATH and FAST JONATHAN the SLAYER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic WOLF from his story. SLOW Queen AMANDA DIED out from behind a REMOTE CONTROL and struck ANDREW dead. In the far off WATCHER'S COUNCIL you could hear a WHOOSH.