This episode of Wanted is just... brilliant. Oh, Lee Tergesen, marry me! Only not, because you're forty. But still yummy.
Anyway. What follows is some of the best
"My warning shot hit him in the face."
"Those guys couldn't find tits in a whorehouse!"
"This hurts, but I think Tommy's right."
"Marshals service doesn't want you back for a while, and left to your own devices, bad things happen."
"Tommy, if the gun had tits and panties, then maybe I'd listen to you."
"Eddie, sometimes you're funny. And then there's now."
"Please pardon my ex-husband, he's a cop."
"Don't say it like it's a swear word!"
"You're blaming me for you shooting a suspect?"
"Well, maybe if you had been nicer to me, who knows?"
"Were you in the Dumbass Question of the Week Club in high school?"
"Man, you gotta dial down the voices in your head."
"HEY, ASSHOLE! USE AN ASHTRAY!"
"Sir, please lower your voice."
"I AM NOT YELLING."
"Um... Yes, you are."
"I WAS TRYING TO BE POLITE, ASSHOLE."
"You got a bathroom?"
"All this yelling, my bladder... I gotta pee."
I love how Naval Intel chick carefully pronounces the Russian name the same way I carefully pronounce things.
“It’s a simple question.”
”And you’re a simple asshole.”
After coming across a vicious crime scene:
“I’m thinking about learning French.”
“So what’s it like, speaking in tongues?”
”Like French, only more consonants. But I’d forget about the French thing.”
“Because French is a romance language. And you’re an asshole.”
“…yeah, you’re probably right.”
Aw, Jimmy’s like a little boy. He’s so adorable!
“The handsome guy’s on to something.”
Aw, I like his son.
“I was drunk!”
“Ooh yeah.” *grin*
“…I’m getting into the back of the van now.”
Damn that country twang in the before-the-commercials thing. It makes me think of Firefly. …y’know, actually, Wanted’s cast is a bit like Firefly’s. Hm…
“Hey, uh… why ya holding that gun?”
Jummy starts running.
“M’am, please, m’am. You’re alive, shut up!”
The kid is so real. The way his voice went quiet when he used a curse word. So real, man, so awesome.
“So, you own this place?”
”So that means these beers are free, right?”