And now, a meme. Just ignore that all but two (Lash and Dennis) are involved in some form of law enforcement (oh, and Ryan, who is in jail).
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1: Tony Dinozzo (NCIS)
2: Lash (Sky High)
3: David Hodges (CSI)
4: Leo D’Amato (Veronica Mars)
5: Doug Penhall (21 Jump Street)
6: Eddie Drake (Wanted)
7: Dennis (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
8: Ryan O’Reily (Oz)
9: Greg Sanders (CSI)
10: Matt Seely (Crossing Jordan)
11: Robert Goren (Law & Order: Criminal Intent)
12: Brian Cassidy (Law & Order: SVU)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Um, no. Also, no. And no. Nononono. Goren is like, the only character I cannot slash. It’s just… wrong.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
He’s adorable! Also, adorkable.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
That. Would be. So freaking. WEIRD. Although Dean Winters making out with Dean Winters might be rather hot… erm. Ignore that. (Also: Ryan O’Reily. Pregnant. I now wish to see a Ryan O’Reily mpreg, simply for the sheer hilarity of it all.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Hm… let me see… Breakfast With the Enemy, a Greg/Hodges fic, and The Wise Words of Greg, a humor drabble series.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Actually… yes. You know. In many many years, and if US Marshal Eddie was able to overlook Lash’s slightly criminal background.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Dang. If only one of the options had been Five/One… I think Penhall would go best with Greg, Seely’s a bit too bratty (which is what I so love about him) for Dougie.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Um… probably yell “OH, GROSS!”, much as he did when he found out Mac was dating the transexual. But he’s totally in the closet anyway!
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Hodges/Seely? …hot damn, that would actually work! Uh, a summary. Crap. I seriously suck at those. A case leads the Boston PD back to Vegas, with a Seely tagalong this time. And this time the Vegas crime lab can’t resist poking their noses in.
See? Told you it sucked. Although I am now tempted to write this…
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
There aren’t any Oz/NCIS at all, as far as I know. And I don’t think it’s possibly to write Ryan O’Reily fluff. It’s against the laws of physics.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
I think, if anything, it’d be the other way around. But, um… I don’t know. I imagine some sort of kinkiness involved with handcuffs, because… law enforcement guys!
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
No, since there are no Always Sunny fics written yet. Also, no one on my FL aside from the Always Sunny comm even knows what the show is. But if there were, and they did, I’d assume so, since he is totally gay. Completely and totally. I mean, wow.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I doubt it, since I don’t think it exists aside from that one Hodges/Mia fic. And if did, I’d hope not. Hodges is also totally gay.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
People in my LOCI/VDO/Goren communities do, I’m sure!
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
I highly doubt it, although they would work well…
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I… have no idea. I’m sure it would be egotistical, though.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
I don’t listen to the type of music that accurately depicts Ryan O’Reily. I am a good girl. Knowing me, however, I’d probably use “My Future’s So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades”, simply for the irony.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Tony/Eddie/Cassidy. Hm. I’d warn for extreme prettiness, egocentrism, and mild language. Also, slight stupidity.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Anything that compliments him, really. Seely, I feel, is rather easy to pick-up.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Hm. A while. A month or two, at least. There’s not exactly a wealth of good 21JS fics, you know?