Leevee (colin_chaotic) wrote,

"Next Victim!"

*heart attack* WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME THAT BELOVED FULLER WAS ON VERONICA MARS?!?! And not just as random extra #52925billionty, but as Mr. Daniels! The English teacher who was resposible for the ever-yummy Logan/Weevil detention scenes! I KNEW that Rob Thomas was a 21JS fan! I KNEW IT! Now, I must write fics for it. (And now, things come full circle, as it was Logan calling JTT - my first childhood crush - 'Jump Street' that made me go out and get the DVDs, and a new obsession.)

I, being a total IDIOT, managed to miss an episode of 21 Jump Street. Not one of the ones I skipped on purpose (wanting to skip ahead to the Clavo 'sodes), but one that I totally and completely missed. Like, I don't even remember reading the episode description

And dude. What's his face from Wings? The idiot mechanic guy? Also from Sideways? Totally creepy on the episode of 21JS he was on.

I think I know why I missed it. It's right after "Blinded By a Thousand Points of Light", which overwhelmed me so much I didn't pay attention to the menu screen. That's probably it. ...also, it appears that my DVDs list it AFTER Loc'd Out. Uh, okay dumbass DVD.

"I take it you're not head of the Campus Republicans."
"Eh, Democrats aren't much better, you know. I mean, you look in your thesaurus under 'self-destruct'. I mean, it's like, you wind them up every four years, they nominate the guy who's least likely to win."

[After listening to Booker's speech on the radio.]
"That's great. They replace a lunatic with a moron."

"I find some programs on television offensive."
[Plays a tape of gunshots, explosions, and moaning.]
"Next victim."
"I'd like to talk about the oil spill in Alaska."
"Oh, give me a break. Next victim."
"Do you think the Dodgers have a chance of repeat?"
"Go back to the clinic. Next victim."
"Why are Orientals such bad drivers?"
"I'm glad you called..."

"Yeah, Dennis, what's up with all this Middle East garbage?"
"I'm glad you called. You see, historically, people who look alike kill each other."

"Now, Sam. You've been after Mohammed, Buddha. What's next? Jesus, Moses, Bruce Springsteen?"

I love this show. Especially how "State University". Not like, Kansas State, or California State. Just State. BWAH!

"'Nazi', ah, I see. Now, is that 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' type Nazi, or 'Hogan's Heroes' type Nazi?"

"From Students Against Racism. He's a rather... impressive student, with a... three point seven GPA?"
"Give the man a gold swastika."

"These guys preach hatred and death. They're psychopaths in preppy clothing."

Ah, yes. The 'somebody else will' principle. Every single bookie/drug dealer/whomever uses it to defend what they do. "If we don't supply [illegal product X] somebody else will, we might as well make money off of it." If everyone takes that stance, then yes. Somebody else will. But if you don't, then somebody else might not, and soon nobody else will. Why oh why doesn't anyone realize this?
Tags: 21js, tv, vm

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