I may be pathetic, but at least I know which episodes are ripped from the headlines (and which events were the real life counterparts), so it's not like I'm totally seperated from reality over here. Just partially.
Southerlyn: "Do you really think that she would lie on the stand just to piss off her mother?"
McCoy: "You tell me. You were a teenage girl once."
Southerlyn: *hm... look*