[My mother and I flip over to the Army/Navy game and watch for a little bit.]
Mom: "Haha, we're kicking ass!"
Me: "It's the Army, how could we not?"
Mom: "Well, it's on land, you'd think Army would have the... um..."
Me: "The advantage?"
Mom: "Yeah. One of them there things."
Mom: "You know, they've been playing this game for a hundred years. *pause* Hell of a long game!"