Self: But-but-but, the Danny/Flack! It's so PERFECT!
Second memo to self: Brain, quit contemplating Hawkes/Danny. You finally found a fandom where your favorite pairing is fairly popular, and therefore has fanfiction written for it! We don't want another mess like your Nick/Bobby love, do we? DO WE? I thought not. So stfu. (Besides, if we ship Danny/Flack, we keep Hawkes all to ourselves, that we do. Mm, Hawkes.)