"No, but I do have a cat."
"That's not the same thing!"
"You've never met my cat. It's very demanding."
Tue, 00:26: My mom's stepmom's great-great-niece just had a baby. Pop quiz: what relation am I to the baby?!
Thu, 01:23: Audio: Mitch Benn - “I May Just Have to Murder James Blunt” › But I may just have to murder James Blunt He’s...…