My New Year's Resolutions (now in handy press-button form!)

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Make the FBIs most wanted list.

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Dare to stick my tounge on that icy pole.

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Bring back disco.

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Get high on sharpies.

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning.

...*minimizes email window, whistles innocently*