Open iTunes, Winamp or Windows Media Player to answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how embarrassing it is.
Number of songs: 325
Sort by song
First Song: "'Til the End" - The Living End
Last Song: "Your Winter" - Sister Hazel
Sort by time
Shortest song: "We're Off to See the Wizard", from the Wizard of Oz (look, it's a Michael Muhney fan thing, alright?)
Longest Song: "The Room" - The Living End
Sort by artist
First Artist: ABBA ("Dancing Queen", and shut up)
Last Artist: The Who ("Baba O'Riley")
Sort by album
First Album: 10 Things I Hate About You soundtrack
Last Album: "You Could Have it So Much Better", Franz Ferdinand
Search the key word and see how many songs appear:
"Sex": 14 (13 are Sex Pistols songs; one has the word in the title)
"Death": 2 (both in the album name)
"Love": 22 (5 have it in the title; a lot of results from my I Love the INSERT DECADE soundtracks)
"Hate": 15 (the 10 Things I Hate About You soundtrack)
Search for your own name, how many?: 3
Do The Shuffle!
Shuffle your library and list the first five songs. No padding your playlist you hipster, you. Be honest!!
"Tremendous Brunettes" - Mike Doughty/Dave Matthews
"Grey Ghost" - Mike Doughty
"Little Things" - Good Charlotte
"Jailbreak" - Thin Lizzy
"Short Notice" - The Living End
Take your music player and set in on random and the song titles are the answers to the following questions:
Will I have a happy life?
What do my friends really think of me?
"I'm Your Villain"
Do people secretly lust after me?
"The Lucky One"
What does [insert significant other] think of me? (I'll pretend it says 'crush'.)
How can I make myself happy?
"There's No Solution"
What should I do with my life?
Why must life be so full of pain?
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"Grey Ghost" (OMGWTFBBQ?!)
Will I ever have children?
Will I die happy?
"Come On Home"
Can you give me some advice?
"I'm Not the One"
What do you think happiness is?
What's your favorite fetish?
"I'd Do Anything" (so... I'm a sub?)