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fangirl1981Open iTunes, Winamp or Windows Media Player to answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how embarrassing it is.
Number of songs: 325
Sort by song
First Song: "'Til the End" - The Living End
Last Song: "Your Winter" - Sister Hazel
Sort by time
Shortest song: "We're Off to See the Wizard", from the Wizard of Oz (look, it's a Michael Muhney fan thing, alright?)
Longest Song: "The Room" - The Living End
Sort by artist
First Artist: ABBA ("Dancing Queen", and shut up)
Last Artist: The Who ("Baba O'Riley")
Sort by album
First Album: 10 Things I Hate About You soundtrack
Last Album: "You Could Have it So Much Better", Franz Ferdinand
Search the key word and see how many songs appear:
"Sex": 14 (13 are Sex Pistols songs; one has the word in the title)
"Death": 2 (both in the album name)
"Love": 22 (5 have it in the title; a lot of results from my I Love the INSERT DECADE soundtracks)
"You": 62
"Me": 83
"Drugs": 0
"Hate": 15 (the 10 Things I Hate About You soundtrack)
Search for your own name, how many?: 3
Do The Shuffle!
Shuffle your library and list the first five songs. No padding your playlist you hipster, you. Be honest!!
"Tremendous Brunettes" - Mike Doughty/Dave Matthews
"Grey Ghost" - Mike Doughty
"Little Things" - Good Charlotte
"Jailbreak" - Thin Lizzy
"Short Notice" - The Living End
Take your music player and set in on random and the song titles are the answers to the following questions:
Will I have a happy life?
"Maybe Tomorrow"
What do my friends really think of me?
"I'm Your Villain"
Do people secretly lust after me?
"The Lucky One"
What does [insert significant other] think of me? (I'll pretend it says 'crush'.)
"Liar"
How can I make myself happy?
"There's No Solution"
What should I do with my life?
"Hold On"
Why must life be so full of pain?
"Minority"
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"Grey Ghost" (OMGWTFBBQ?!)
Will I ever have children?
"Warning"
Will I die happy?
"Come On Home"
Can you give me some advice?
"I'm Not the One"
What do you think happiness is?
"This Fire"
What's your favorite fetish?
"I'd Do Anything" (so... I'm a sub?)
