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2: "Congratulations, you're a dead man." Ocean's 11
3: "It was tough. T-U-P-H." Sky High
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5: "And Keith! Change your name! It's not very scary sounding and I get embarrassed saying it! I mean, oh my God! Here comes Keith! I'm so scared! How about Boris? Yeah, Boris is good." Hoodwinked
6: "Remember what I said about people seein' a bright light before they die? It ain't true. I can't see a damn thing." Tombstone
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8: "You have made me the happiest juvenile delinquent in Baltimore." Cry-Baby (jeez, srsly, folks, you shoulda gotten that one at least)
9: "The great state of Vermont will not apologize for its cheese." Thank You For Smoking
10: "You do that, you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." Serenity (...that's it, all of you are of my flist!)
And since it appears I was stupid and did not yet say this...
Now, I get to go write two reports for police explorers. JOYOUS DAY. Only not.