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Leevee
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Survey-dee-doo-da.

(1) The singular boring question: What is your name?: Meagan, Lee, Leevee, etc.
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?: Either Michael Daniel or Kevin Paul.
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? Hell no!
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Hrm. Kaila, or mebbe Dorian.
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? Well, they always spell Leevee wrong. Usually as Leve.
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? Nah. I like my baliff-ness. But I would change to M. Lee Bailey (my lawyer name), or LA Bailey (my penname).


DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS

(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? Nope
(8) Do you think God has a gender? I don't think God exists.
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion? Not necesarily. Those seven days could have actually been thousands of years.
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? No, definately not.
(11) Where do you think we go when we die? Wherever we think we go.
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? Nope. I think of this all the time.


HUMOR

(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? Depends. I ignore juvenile "humor".
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? Dorian. Or my cuzs
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? Oh yeah.
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? No. Don't know any.
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? Goren -- schoolgirlish giggling, but none the less.
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? MER!

MUSIC

(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? Yup.
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? Most pop. ALL RAP. Most noteably, M&M.
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? A lot of punk-rock ones.
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? Angel theme
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? Stay Home by Self, I'm Just a Kid by Simple Plan
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song would you sing? "I Can't Be Your Friend Anymore"
This might come as quite a shock,
But I've given it a lot of thought.
This thing that's come between us can't be ignored.
I've taken all I can;
This is where it's gotta end.
'Cause I can't be your friend anymore.

An' I can't be accused,
Of not bein' there for you.
How many nights have you shown up at my door?
I hope you understand,
That this wasn't in my plans,
But I can't be your friend anymore.

An' it's killin' me to know you,
Without havin' a chance to hold you.
An' all I wanna do is show you,
How I really feel inside.
You can run to me,
You can laugh at me,
Or you can walk right out that door.
But I can't be your friend anymore.

Instrumental break.

So, baby, now it's up to you:
Do I win or do I lose?
Will my heart fly or lie broken on the floor.
Well, take me as I am,
'Cause I wanna be your man.
But I can't be your friend anymore.

An' it's killin' me to know you,
Without havin' a chance to hold you.
An' all I wanna do is show you,
How I really feel inside.
You can run to me,
You can laugh at me,
Or you can walk right out that door.
But I can't be just friends anymore.

We can't be just friends anymore.

(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? Mmm... "Somebody Like You", Keith Urban.
There's a new wind blowin' like I've never known.
I'm breathin' deeper than I've ever done.
And it sure feels good, to finally feel the way I do.
I wanna love somebody,
Love somebody like you.

An' I'm lettin' go of all my lonely yesterdays.
I've forgiven myself for the mistakes I've made.
Now there's just one thing, the only thing I wanna do, mmm, mmm.
I wanna love somebody,
Love somebody like you.

Yeah, I wanna feel the sunshine,
Shinin' down on me and you.
When you put your arms around me,
You let me know there's nothing in this world I can't do.

I used to run in circles goin' no-where fast.
I'd take, uh, one step forward and two steps back.
Couldn't walk a straight line even if I wanted to, mmm, mmm.
I wanna love somebody,
Love somebody like you.

Whoa here we go now!

Yeah, I wanna feel the sunshine,
Shinin' down on me and you.
When you put your arms around me,
Well, baby there ain't nothing in this world I can't do.

Sometimes it's hard for me to understand,
But you're teachin' me to be a better man.
I don't want to take this life for granted like I used to do, no, no.
I wanna love somebody,
Love somebody like you.

MOVIES

(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? Well, no one 'cept for my friends seem to like the HP movies
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? No.
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? Obi in Ep 1, Han in the others.
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? Ones with Terry Pratchett-like humor, and ones like Dogma.
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? Crap like 8-Mile that everyone says is "soooo good", when it has no value whatsoever.

FOOD

(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? taste
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? COJACK!
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? Cojack...
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? Yup.
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? Nope

COMPUTERS

(36) Mac or PC? PC
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? None!
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? Yes. I can understand when it's written, voices I have problems with.
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? I'm happier, I'll give ya that.
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? Nope. Never bid.


THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES

(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? Yeah
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? Their clothing. Damn 'em, my shirts would look so much better on a guy.
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? General avoidance of common sense.
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? Stuff.


CELEBRITIES

(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? Yup.
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? Someone said I looked like "that one artist chick from She's All That"...
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? Alyson Hannigan! Or Katherine Erbe (or whomever plays Eames)...
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? Huh?
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? Matt Damon's. No, Vincent D'Onofrio. No, Alan Rickman. No...
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? Whossat?


NUMBERS

(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? Read above comment on juvenile humor.
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? No
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? Nope.
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? Nope.
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? Duh
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? Nope
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? Erm, no.
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? Uh, no.
(60) What do you think of pi? It's fun to recite!


LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT

(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? A bit...
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? Uncomfortable, and oppurtunistic.
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? I like know 'em before hand.
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? Yeah.
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? Yes.
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? Bad. For me. Other people, who gives a damn?
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Most of the guys I like aren't considered cute.
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? Hell no.
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? Yes.
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? What?

POSSESSIONS

(71) What is your favorite possession? Laptop
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? Newer laptop
(73) How far would you go to get that possession? Pretty damn far.
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? Nope.
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? Not at all long.


HOLIDAYS

(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? Hell, Christmas at Christmas time pisses me off.
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? Let's go back a couple of years, shall we?
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? VR Trooper
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? Ladybug.
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? Fourth of July
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? Harry Potter Day!


MEMORIES

(82) How good is your short-term memory? What was the question?
(83) How good is your long-term memory? I forgot the words...
(84) What is your earliest memory? Watching my friend's older brother jump off the roof, just for the heck of it.
(85) What is one of your happiest memories? Dunno...
(86) What is your strangest memory? The pink-sideways lightning while pretending the Millenium Falcon was in the street. Or when me and cousins using a portable TV to find "spirits"
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? LotR.
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? Hmm... None of the top of my head.
(89) What book makes/made you cry? A lot of 'em.
(90) What song makes/made you cry? "I Love You This Much"
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? A lot of stuff.


THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS

(92) Would you like to be cloned? Hell yeah!
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? Hell yeah!
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? Innit a movie site?


THIS SURVEY

(95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? Not compared to some I've seen...
(96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? So-so.
(97) Are you sorry you began filling it out? Yup.
(98) What question do you wish it had asked? What is 2 + 2?
(99) How would you have answered it? No. I don't know the answer. [/sarcasm]


THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? Today.
(101) What do you want the people reading this survey to know? Mer.
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