(Am not recapping any more of the show, because I was only vaguely paying attention to the first half-hour, because I found HIGHLY DISTURBING spoilers for the last episode of Veronica Mars this season, and I'm still a little distracted by it, because WOW. I mean, WOW WOW WOW. Am not saying any more, because people will shoot me.)
Next week, on IJ: "Why do people use sports metaphors when they want you to do something stupid?"