LAW & ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT (9-10 p.m.)
DEADLY CHURCH FIRES REVEAL SCORCHING FAMILY FEUD WHILE DEAKINS FIGHTS FOR HIS JOB -- When a church worker is found dead after the latest in a series of arson-fueled fires, Detectives Goren (Vincent D'Onofrio) and Eames (Kathryn Erbe) trace evidence back to the dysfunctional family of one sanctuary's youth leader (guest star Josh Hamilton). Just as pressing is the personal matter weighing on Captain Deakins (Jamey Sheridan), whose intervention on behalf of one detective prompts a vengeful cop already in prison to launch a vendetta to oust him. Courtney B. Vance also stars.
LAW & ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT (10-11 p.m.)
IN SEASON FINALE, DETECTIVES PROBE BEATING DEATHS OF SUBURBAN COUPLE WITH DRUG-ADDLED SON -- In the season finale, after a suburban couple is found bludgeoned to death, Detectives Logan (Chris Noth) and Barek (Annabella Sciorra) suspect that their drug-troubled son Kevin (guest star Kevin Nobbs) killed his parents' for their cash stash. But when a local investigator pressures the kid into a confession, the city cops discover a conflict of interest. While another suspect with close business ties to the victims emerges, Captain Deakins (Jamey Sheridan) urges Logan and Barek to drop the non-jurisdictional case -- and ponders his own future with the NYPD. Courtney B. Vance also stars.
Ahem. If they get rid of Deakins - MY DEAKINS - I may have to choke a bitch. Just FYI. I can't imagine LOCI without my Deakins.
Tuesday, May 2 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) NCIS -- Ziva (Cote de Pablo) becomes the focus of an internal investigation when a suspect dies in her custody.
Tuesday, May 9 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) NCIS -- In part one of a two-part season finale, Gibbs (Mark Harmon) is severely injured in a terrorist explosion and, while recovering, he is flooded with memories of his past that he has long suppressed.
Tuesday, May 16 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) NCIS -- Someone leaves the "NCIS" team (Season finale).
If it's Gibbs, I may have to choke a bitch. But not as much as I will if it's Tony, Abby, or McGeek. Ziva and Ducky I'd miss, but not enough to get horribly violent. PLEASE, oh lord, let it be MD leaving.
Wednesday, May 3 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) CSI: NY -- Mac (Gary Sinise), Stella (Melina Kanakaredes) and Hawkes (Hill Harper) investigate the murder of a man married to two women, while Lindsay (Anna Belknap) struggles with a case that turns personal when she realizes the victim, a young woman dressed as a mermaid, is from her home town.
Wednesday, May 10 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) CSI: NY -- When a U.S. Marine is killed in Central Park during Fleet Week, an annual New York tradition showcasing military pride, Mac (Gary Sinise) personally tracks down the killer and discovers he may be a civilian who isn't a fan of the "few and the proud." Meanwhile, after being fired by Mac for tampering with evidence, Aiden (guest star Vanessa Ferlito) returns as the team needs crucial evidence to finally catch a serial rapist, her last case which caused her dismissal.
Wednesday, May 17 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) CSI: NY -- The team faces their toughest challenge yet when bombs triggered by cell phones threaten the city. After a member of the team is seriously injured during one of the explosions, the CSIs work to locate the bomber before he strikes again (Season finale).
Hooray for the return of Aiden! *cheers* Boo for the severe injuring of Flack (according to spoilers posted on TWoP). But they wouldn't kill him, right? RIGHT? Don't make me choke a bitch.
Thursday, May 4 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) CSI -- The CSIs must look beneath the surface to uncover the true story behind the death of a high-stakes gambler and ladies man who is murdered outside a casino. Judd Nelson ("Three Wise Guys") guest stars as a Hollywood movie executive.
Thursday, May 11 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) CSI -- The life of a CSI team member is imperiled when a man accused of murdering his wife and co-workers takes a hostage and barricades himself in a casino hotel room. First in a two-part season finale.
Thursday, May 18 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) CSI -- In the gripping sixth season finale, written by Jerry Stahl, a CSI's life hangs in the balance while a colleague is placed in charge of their fate. Meanwhile, the CSIs investigate a dead man's bizarre lifestyle choice of routinely wearing corsets to alter his appearance (Season finale).
Ahem. JUDD NELSON. Also, POOR BRASS! (Again, spoilers at TWoP.)
Friday, May 5 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) NUMB3RS -- Don (Rob Morrow) and his family become the prime targets of the suspects Don and the team are investigating. Will Patton ("The Agency") returns as Lt. Gary Walker, LAPD gang specialist, who joins the investigation.
Come on, nothing's going to happen to the Eppes family. ...right? Oh, shit.
LEO IS STALKING GIA, OMGWTFBBQ?!?! *spazzes* Ahem. I hypothesize that the Woodman hired him to protect Gia. That's my hypothesis. Also: he's Greek-Italian! NO FREAKING WONDER I LOVE HIM. Hah. Leonardo. Snerk. I'm going now.
Oh, and also: "Great, now I won't be able to sleep. I hope he doesn't try to marry me." Tom Cruise jokes will never. get. old. NEVER.