Hm, the hotel guy is really, really cute.
"I think we'll take that upgrade."
WTF is up with this scene? Haha. All the girls! I liked MD in that scene.
"Your sacrifice is noted and appreciated."
"Is that inappropriate? Sorry."
"Boss got the bat-signal."
"Now that I think about it, what WAS that man doing in a bear suit?"
"How bad would a drug deal have to go to leave the drugs behind?"
"Yeah, I'll take your word for it."
"You missed again."
"Did I, McGee?"
...why did Gibbs get McGeek a calendar? So weird.
"Now that amateur hour is over, I draw your attention to the giant plasma screen in the middle of the room."
McFlowerPower? BWAHA. Keep the nicknames coming, Tony!
"Victims were killed somewhere else."
"...what, I have to do all the work?"
Haha, Ducky-babble about jigsaw puzzles!
"That predictable, Duck?"
"For a while, we thought it might be a serial killer! Not that that's a good thing." Oh, Jimmy. You amuse me so. You're so me if I became a morgue gremlin.
I'm surprised that Gibbs didn't immediately dash over to Tony and go all "YOU! What other forensic people did you totally and completely piss off, anyway?
"McGee? You're lurking, without a permit."
Haha, I loved McGeek dragging Abby across the floor, hee.
My bet: the "cocaine" had cyanide/something that smelled like almonds that would be released when interacting with whatever chemicals Abby was putting in. Hey, if we're going for truly crazy conspiracy theories, why not?
HAH! I WIN!
I love that Tony can't pronounce the chemical. Hah.
"I mean, it's not like we're talking about Agent DiNozzo."
Whoa, SWAK flashbacks.
"You two don't have permission to be sick."
"I mean, Tony, I understand."
"Did I mention the restraining order?"
"Because, Gibbs, I wanted him restrained, not beaten to death with a baseball bat."
I love how Tony paced in the background the entire time. Aw.
Haha, that amuses me. He's staging a photo, that amuses.
Krime Kleaners. MWAHA.
"No, but for two grand, I can make it look-"
"No, because I'm a scientist, and he plays with voodoo dolls."
"...YOU play with voodoo dolls."
"I meant metaphorically. I don't really expect them to work, I just play with them to relax."
"Leave it to the assassin to ruin my fun."
"Hahaha, I think the joke's over, we get it."
"I only have one stalker, and he has an alibi."
"Great, like I haven't been traumatised enough today." I love McGeek's look!
"You kept my old toothbrush? ...that's a little creepy, McGee."
"It's a ladybug toothbrush, McGee!"
"I'm not worried about you, I'm worried about me if Gibbs finds out I let you leave."
"Don't open the door for anyone, or I will tie you up."
Only halfway done!
Whoa, Michael's kinda cute, even though he's a bit of a psycho.
"You still carry the handcuffs I gave you... a good thing, since I still carry the key!"
"I'm never picking up a guy in a cemetary again!"
"Until you bugged my pohone, you nutjob!"
"I can pick a lock too, you forgot about that!"
Gibbs is wearing glasses!
"How traumatising for you, McGee."
"He doesn't deserve to sit."
"With that ass?"
"Boss, you're going to have to try to get her out of the elevator first."
Only five out of two and a half million deaths per year are in elevators. That's kind of cool. And sweet that Abby would then go to an elevator.
"You're only saying that to make me feel better."
"Yeah, can you say it again?"
"I picked a bad week to try to cut out caffiene."
Hah, I like MD right now.
"I'm Jack Kerouac, baby, I'm beat."
HEY! It's Livingston Dell as the client!
"Impugn, not impregnante."
"They SAY ten million, but I'm innoncent!"
"In your case, I actually believe that."
"I'm staying too."
"I already feel safer."
I love that Abby's freaking out over statistics. Hee.
"Think you could type any harder, McGee?"
Aw, Jimmy kept calling her! That's so cute!
Okay, this guy, is SERIOUSLY creepy.
"Michael, that was YOU."
Jesus, that's creepy. I love how he can't help but give her tech advice.
Haha, drunk-and-sanding!Abby. Hee.
"Now, I'm still depressed, and naseous, and... really drunk."
"Just because some defective lunatic can't get it through his head that I think he's a defective... lunatic, it's not my fault!"
"It's not my fault. Hm."
"Suddenly, having a stalker on the loose isn't so scary."
"Let me know how it turns out."
"And rough patches don't usually include cyanide."
"That scary guy, right there?" Hah, McGeek!
Hah, I knew it was the "marshall" the very second they went past McGeek in the pic!
I love Abby's babbling. Hee.
BWAHAHA! Abby keeps tasering him!
Gibbs laughs, says "Okay."
"Actually, you just weren't proven guilty."
Bwah! Livingston Dell did it! Snerk.
WHOA. The guy was planning on killing Abby and staging it as a suicide. Creepy.
I KNEW no one would be in that room! HAHA!
Next week: Between a rock and a hard place. "His brother's dead." "So much for plan A."
Spoilers for the latest Veronica Mars.
Previously: LEO! LEEEEEEO! I'm sorry, I missed everything else, because LEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *dies*
V has chlymedia? Okay then. (PS: WHY COULDN'T SHE GET A STD I CAN SPELL?!?!)
"I wish she was still alive, so I could ask what I should do when life gives you chlymedia?"
"Yes! Prayer works!"
Hah, people keep calling Keith to hotels, bwah.
"I swear it's not what it looks like. ...okay, it IS what it looks like."
I REALLY hope this doesn't come back to bite him in the ass.
"It's totally non-descript, that's what's so unique about it!"
KENDALL! I mean, PRISCILLA! ARGH!
"Your friend Liam, the drug dealer who tried to shoot me?"
"Well if it isn't Little Miss Getaway."
Hah, KNEW she wouldn't really tell him. Bwah.
"I don't beeelieeeve you..."
"I like your first answer better."
"Yeah, she must've been something, because he wouldn't shut up about her."
"Great, now I won't be able to sleep. I hope he doesn't try to marry me."
"Actually, I'm updating my Netflix que."
"What kind of a loser is that?"
"Greek-Italian. I used to go out with him."
"You have that 'I'd rather be making out with a broken bottle' look."
"You know Duncan, right?"
"Right, blue eyes?"
Smelt of marshmallows and promises? BWAH!
"Would you believe it's for a college application? Weird, huh?"
"Well, I'm gonna miss these moments."
"You going somewhere?"
"I don't know what that is."
"When you say it like that, it sounds unjust."
"You'd rather be spelunking?"
"Where does any disgraced former lawman go? Private security, baby."
"You kidding? My radar's vast."
"Same old Veronica."
"Wanna go say hi to Earl, he's parked outside."
"He's cute, in a tough mumbly kind of way."
"I think you may be confused about something, Woody. I'm voting AGAINST incorporation."
Great, another creepy home video.
"Human, maybe. Interest, no."
"The prom is cancelled and you want to take me to a batting cage?"
"It's for that so casual, it's romantic thing!"
Hah, Corny in the background!
Mm, Cook. He's hot.
The Dumbass family home! Mwah.
"Their unlocked garage, actually, but yeah."
Hey, that was totally awesome! Good thing he parked close to the field.
What is Keith looking for? Oh, the paper.
"What? You don't think a girl would enjoy having a few drink with me?"
"Got shot down?"
"It's like a conspiracy."
BWAH. Corny runs up to Logan and Dick.
Whoa, flashbacks to season one much?
Yay, no incorporation!
"What's a yacht without barnacles."
"PE, I was good at PE."
I KNEW he saved a copy, hah.
1984 is on the board in the background.
"This is Study Hall. You should've signed up for Clerical Hall."
It IS the guy from the jail, OMG! I bow to all you peoples on the boards, yo.
Whoa. Jackie seemed totally like Abby from NCIS right then, it was creepy.
"So, since strangling her would be counter-productive..." HAHA!
Not exactly the kind of thing you wanna leave on voicemail.
Well, I just missed my thoughts for THE REST OF THE EPISODE because Daddy Dearest decided to choose that exact moment to set up wifi on my mum's PDA - using MY laptop. GRAR. Loved, adored, to pieces, the elevator scene, and the Woodman is TOTALLY A CHILD MOLESTER. Interested in how Stew Manning is gonna play into it all, though.
Next week, on an all-new penultimate episode of VM: Aaron's trial ends. Lucky decides to pull a Columbine.