Read the story!
On the newscast, this one person said, "Four year olds aren't ready to leave their mothers, and neither are sixteen year olds." And so I shouted at the TV, "I started when I was 4, and I'll leave at 16, and I ain't got no problems!"
Mebbe I ain't the best example, eh?
"Teenagers. Set them free. If they come back, then they're probably hungry."
-- Cell phone commercial